Episode 1

[Big Brother]

Episode 1: "Jesus called, he wants to know why he died for you."

As a thunderstorm rages overhead, fourteen people with bags in hand stand on the front steps of the Big Brother house.

Sunshine: In this house, there is no privacy and no freedom. Fifty four cameras watch your every move, and seventy three microphones hear your every sound. This is the Big Brother house. Tonight, fourteen people will enter this house with one goal in mind; to be the last one standing!

Alexandra: Each week, the housemates compete for food, luxury and most importantly... power. At the end of each week, the housemates will vote to evict one of their own, until only one remains! That person will leave the BBStorm house with $500,000.

The fourteen housemates wait with anticipation on the front steps. Finally, the instruction they have been waiting for comes.

Sunshine: Housemates, take a look at the men and women around you. Among them could be your new best friend, or your worst enemy. One thing's for sure, you'll get to know each other very well over the next few weeks.

Alexandra: Remember, above all, this is a competition. A summer long power struggle. Once you walk in those front doors, you won't come out until you've either been evicted, or claimed the title as Winner of BBStorm. Good luck housemates, you may now enter the Big Brother house.

Excitedly, the housemates rush inside. Their first goal is to find the bedrooms. To claim a bed, the housemates must place their bag down on the bed. Nikki, John James, Brigitte, Natalie and Enzo decide to settle in the Paint Splatter room.

John James: I'm liking this arrangement!
Brigitte: Me too!

Meanwhile, the Splish Splash room is filled by Kris, Charlie, Rachel, Jen and Sam.

Nikki: Peppah!!! What are you doing?! Come to my room! You said you'll do my nails and all!!! Big Brothaaaaaaaaah, tell Peppah to come to my room!!!
Sam: Nikki, I couldn't entah your room, those bastards took all the spots.
Nikki: BIG BROTHAAAAAH!!!! LET PEPPAH IN MAH ROOM!!!!!!!!

Charley, Sophie, Ragan and Rachael take the last remaining room: The Sunset Room.

Rachael: This room is too bright. Can we darken the hue a bit?
Ragan: It's wonderful! Love it!

~Rachael White~
I smited Ragan because he is being so OTT GAY and I'm not in the mood for him being OTT GAY, but then I said that Brigitte and John James are the ones who smited him. *CACKLE*

~Ragan Fox~
OH MY GOD! Day 1 and I am already annoyed with half the house guests, but the one who annoys me the most is Princess Rachael! BEYONCE WANNA BE DIVA! Right after I picked the room that I wanted, guess what! She picks the same room! OH HELL NO! IF I get HOH first, you know what? She will for sure be the first one on the BLOCK, without a doubt.

~Charley Uchea~
Hello Big Brother, My name is Charley Uchea and I don’t appreciate this cast. We have the white task force and I do mean the white task force. Look at the cast, I see nothing but White Bread and for that I feel like an outsider. Don’t mind me because I am a black Diva and you know Black Divas always run the house. *flips weave* By the way people need some Zeno Hot Spot, because Acne is like a pandemic in the house. Gosh, I don’t know how bitches don’t know to take care of themselves.

The next morning, Brigitte goes to the backyard, calling out the name of her toy unicorn, Princess Sparkles. Sam jumps down from the roof and scares her.

Brigitte: OMG! That's not very nice!
Sam: Sorry love, too much coffee.
Brigitte: It's okay, I'm hyper a lot of the time... that's why I need my Princess Sparkles!
Sam: Did you not bring her?
Brigitte: Big Brother just took her away without asking!
Sam: I fink we should go to Big Bruvva and ask for her back.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
OMG HI BIG BROTHER HOUSE!! It's me Brigitte!! I'm sure you all know who I am, I'm that hot blonde girl who has a pet unicorn!! People always say I'm crazy which is really not nice. They don't even give me a chance to introduce them to my baby Princess Sparkles. I mean, she has been there all the time for me, like a real baby. And she follows me around like a baby. BUT YOU STUPID PEOPLE TOOK HER FROM ME. *throws stiletto* I can't even believe it! I have never been separated from her this long...I'm even having withdrawal symptoms. It's just not fair! How can you separate a mother from her baby. I think there is some kind of law against that. I don't really know... the only law I know is that you can't prostitute on the streets in Melbourne!! I learned that the hard way. But I WANT MY BABY BACK. Okay seriously I'm calling the police if I don't get her back. I also want my clothes back since I can't show off my fake boobs in a stupid Big Brother sweatshirt!! That's not cute!! Life is sooo unfair!

Sam better find my Princess Sparkles. Even if he has to give his life it's still a good cause. Just sayin'.

Also if I find out he's touched her in any way my heel is going up his you know what.

Over the next hour, Brigitte talks to several more of her housemates about Princess Sparkles.

Brigitte: I can't sleep without my Princess Sparkles!
Ragan: Aww...
Brigitte: She's a poor baby unicorn.
Ragan: Poor thang... hope she finds ya!

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
She is not going to just "find" me FAGAN. You're no help at all!!

Brigitte: If you see my Princess Sparkles anywhere, can you let me know?
John James: Sure thing!
Brigitte: Thank you, I can't sleep without her.
John James: I'll search high and low then.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Why are all men such suck ups? He better be searching high and low if he wants his dick to be going high and low. Just sayin'

~Rachael White~
Who the hell is this Brigitte person? Her slutacious nature kind of bothers me. Like I don't care if you're a slut, but I don't need to know that you KNOW you're a slut. It's not classy. I would NEVER act like that in real life and I sure as hell am not acting like that here. She's trying to be witty and sarcastic (which she fails at by the way), and I don't even know why she thinks she's relevant. She just BOTHERS me.

Later that day, in the living room, Sam imitates Charley.

Sam: "I'm not bein funny, I'm not bein funny." Charley, you couldn't be funny even if you slipped and fell on your ass.

Hearing his comments, Charley enters the room and an argument breaks out.

Charley: Who is tryin to be funny, babes? I don't think I ever was. If yew have somethin to say to me... privately talk to me. I don't appreciate the drama starting on Day fucking 0.
Brigitte: Guys this isn't time for petty argument--I can't even sleep because I don't have my Princess Sparkles. Or my clothes! This is so unfair!
Charley: Preach on Brigitte.
Sam: I'm not startin' anyfin! Just becuz I'm havin a bita laff and all that doesn't mean you have to go all totally bitchy on me, Charley! You're strugglin already!
Nikki: Mah Gawd! So many Brits, that's so kewt!!!
Charley: What the hell yew talking about!! If yew calling me a bitch, I don't appreciate that shit at all. Anyways, I don't know what yew talking about I am weak and shit. I don't value myself as weak but if yew throwing stones at me then I will throw boulders. Memba I told yew all.
Sam: What are you trying to be love? Alexandra? God, can you not take a joke!? Fuckin' hell! I'm not callin' you weak love, I'm just having a laff! Don't come in here acting like Madonna to peasants, and not expect backlash. Gosh.

~Charley Uchea~
I don’t believe Sam and his instances to attack me. I don’t appreciate the fuck face, to pretty much come out of his mouth and bloody attack me. He doesn’t know, I am a black diva and I do play dirty.

~Sam Pepper~
I'm getting along in the house pree well, I fink. I'm becomin a bitta ladies man in the house. I'm friends with Brigitte and Nikki. I feel like I'm Bosley, and they're my Charlie's Angels. I think they're both pree great. I feel like the monstah's startin' to come out of some people, though. I'm just waitin for the green slimy behemoth to emerge from the sewer now. Although, I fink Charley's half way out of the gutter, but I don't see how why, cuz she's a gutterslut. She finks she's controllin' the game or somefin! Like, she comes up to me, and tells me that she's the head bitch, or somefin. This ain't High School, and I'm not gonna walk around like some Lizzie McGuire, and bicker to my friends about her bullshit. And c'mon now! She's kissing Big Bruvva's ass! She's usin' all of Alexandra's catch phrases, tryin' to be some kind of bitch in charge, when she's just a monkey faced minga. I fink it's time to steal one of her weaves or somefin', and throw it in the pool, or wear it like a skirt. YES! *Laughs like a hyena.* Big Bruvva, would you like to see Tarzan Sam beating his chest like King Kong around the garden, wearing one of Charley's weaves?... You'll censor my bollocks though, yes?

After the fight, Nikki and Sam talk in the backyard, with John James and Brigitte near by.

Nikki: How are you peppah?
Sam: I'm pree good. Charley's being a fuckin' c*nt, tho. She finks she's all that, and she's not. She came in here flipping her weave, which looks faker than her boobs, and is ruinin' my fun.
Nikki: Already? That's not cool at all.
Sam: I know! I fink she needs to shat the fuck up. She ain't ruinin my fun in da house.
Nikki: Just relax peppah if she gets acting like a spoiled little shit we can complain to big brothaaaaa.
Sam: I know, I know. She's such an annoyin' minge. She looks like somfin' off the discovery channel.
Nikki: Yeah, like a trannie. She's fugz!
Sam: She's like, da ape's cousin.
Nikki: You are funny.

Nikki and Brigitte go inside and head to the Paint Splatter Room to chat.

Nikki: Let's talk strategy. I think Kris should go first 'cause he is ugly. And by the way, John James doesn't think the fight between Charley and Sam was real either, soooo...

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Oh yeah. I have an alliance with that other porn star Nikki. She is really nice I think she will be a great friend.

This house is crazy; so many different personalities that it's kind of hard to handle. I'm in a very good position at the moment, which is always a great thing. People are telling me things left and right--I think JJ already thinks we have an alliance for some apparent reason. He always says he loves me. The only agreement we've made is not to nominate each other if either of us wins HoH. He told me Charley is going after Sam ( ) which I'm pretty sure will just be a cover for their alliance. The fight was obviously fake.

Brigitte sneaks into the kitchen, and while no one is looking, takes a bottle of ketchup. She uses the ketchup to create a message on the kitchen table, which reads, "Charley and Sam are aligned. Bravo to that awful, fake fight." After she leaves, Sam and Charley enter the kitchen and see the message.

Sam: Whoever did this, You're lyin' mate. Stop tryin to stir up shit, and hide behind an anonymous name. You're looking more paffetic than Charley did.
Charley: What the hell? Why would I fancy the idea and make a fucking alliance? I don’t understand why bitches want to make messages under anonymous and for that I believe we having a saboteur on the loose. Sam, yew need to stop with the fucking side remarks and if I found out this shit is all on yew. I will make sure your ass go home. Memba, I told yew.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Sam Pepper is nice even though he obviously has an alliance with that tranny whore Charley. UGH! I bet she's giving him bj's on the side too, WTF.

~Rachel Reilly~
Sam definitely stands out in my mind as of right now. I think he is going to be a tough person to beat in challenges and beat socially. He seems like he is going to either be my best friend in this game or my worst enemy.

~Charley Uchea~
I don’t like this cast since they seem a little ditzy about this saboteur on the loose. I don’t appreciate the shit and if Big Brother has a saboteur on the loose and didn’t tell us. I will fucking destroy production. Don’t let the saboteur fuck with my game. I don’t have the time to deal with this shit. *smokes cigarette*

Later in the day, Big Brother announces that it's time for the Have/Have Not Competition. The housemates head to the backyard where they find fourteen individual puzzle stations. The housemates are told that the last four housemates to complete the puzzles will become Have Nots for the week.

~Rachel Reilly~
I think the have/have not competition is awesome. I am amazing at puzzles and I think the dimwits here will suck at it!

The competition begins, and some housemates are clearly having a harder time than others. At the end of the competition, it was revealed that the four Have Nots for the week are Sam, Sophie, Ragan and Enzo.

~Ragan Fox~
I sorta had an EPIC FAIL on my HAVE NOT comp. So I hope I can redeem myself, I was pretty positive I would be a HAVE NOT, which is LAME, but I will just have to work that much harder to get HOH! I am thinking about putting up RACHEL and ENZO... there is only room for one person from BB12 IN THIS house! Plus I've not talked to them.

Big Brother informs the housemates that the HoH competition will be tonight, which sparks increasing anxiety about who will win, and who will be nominated for eviction.

~Ragan Fox~
Okay so today has been interesting. I have talked to Rachel, my natural enemy. And hey, she's not half bad! I am thinking, if I am put in the position of choosing people for the block, I'm putting up SAM and Enzo. Sam seems too much...the part? If you will, annoying is another word. The other person...I don't know right now, but soon I will. I am hoping that I will win the HOH! That would be so great...I am a forced to be reckoned with

I wonder who would be safe to put up without pissing people off. I know Nikki loves Sam, at least she acts like it. Nikki can be pretty annoying, she is like one of those girls in high school that pretend to be your friend, but won't sit next to you in the lunch room! EWW.

HOH TONIGHT! AHHHHHH!

~Jen Johnson~
I think the first week is basically a social game. You have to play it nice and sweet and then you can get your claws out and really be an aggressive and strategic bitch, which is not my case. I will be bitchy sometimes, but I'm not letting my emotions get the most of me and ruin my whole gameplay.

Tonight will be decisive for me because I'll have the time to pretend that I want to be HoH while I'm just taking time to be friends with everyone and make sure that I'm not going to the chopping pre-Veto or post-Veto.

Up to now, the only alliance deal that I made was with Rachel. I think she's a great girl and she would be great for me. I would love for us to play together because that means that I'm not the only person playing for Jen.

~Rachel Reilly~
I would like to win HOH. I think winning first HOH in this game, in particular, would help me gain alliances quicker. As we all know ,whoever gets HOH gets their asses kissed. That's what I need for the first week. I need to make strong connections with people. Now, I just need to win it!

~John James Parton~
As for alliances... I talk to Brig every night, so really she should be on top of the list, but there's something about Sam that makes me think he'll be a great alliance member, same as Rachel.
Nikki was the first person I talked to in this game, and she's hilarious, hopefully we can get some sort of alliance going but I don't like to say the 'A' word around her for some reason.
Ragan is alright, talked to him for awhile.
Everyone else is meh, I got on their good sides though.
Charley is annoying, and is targeting Sam. If she doesn't smarten up quick, if any of those poeple in the Top 3 (Sam, Rachel or Brig) win HOH or if I win HOH, don't be surprised to see Charley up on the block.

I start the game hard, but in a rather calm fashion. So it's not completely noticeable, I'm doing this in my head (or in the Diary Room) and the only people that have any idea that we are gunning for Charley are Sam, Rach, Brig, myself and you guys, I think we've kept it pretty quiet.

So, I'm nervous for Head of Household. Overall, I'd love for Brig or Sam to win over me so I don't have to put Charley up and have a potential target on my back for doing that. However, I won't lose if it's me and somebody else in the finals. However, if it's down to me or Brig,Sam,Nik or Rach, I'm throwing it because I don't want first week HOH and I trust those people to not only keep My Top 4 safe, but me safe.

Rachael, Ragan and Charley spend the time before the HoH competition laughing and chatting in the Sunset Room.

~Rachael White~
Ragan and I are now BFFS for life. I luff him.

The people I'm closest to are Ragan and Charley. They're definitely my cornerstones in the house and I feel like we have an alliance. Sophie is the fourth person in our little group but definitely a distant fourth. We're really only aligned because we all share the Sunset room which is probably a good way to make an alliance. I expect all other rooms to be like that too.

~Ragan Fox~
So I have changed my outlook about Rachael! I an pretty much in love with her now! So excited how things change! She seems really sweet and cool! We are sorta on the outs right now, seems like the "Popular" people went into the other two rooms, but it's so whatever...

~Charley Uchea~
I don’t want anyone to win HOH besides Ragan or Rachael. I don’t mind those two because Rachael is black and we are sort of working together. But we aren’t in an official alliance but people are trying to extinct the Blacks in the house *looks at my skin* I am Black and it's just survival. Also, I want Ragan to win HOH because he is such a f*g and I love f*gs. He is a diva and us divas need to stick together.

The HoH Competition was a BB Mini. It was an entire game of Big Brother in one night! However, instead of competitions, each HoH and PoV was a single trivia question. Wildcards such as Sophie and Natalie were eliminated early in the competition.

~Natalie Cunial~
I really liked the first HOH competition! I was nervous coming into it and I think a lot of others were too. I was sad that I had been eliminated second and was a little surprised but that just clued me in that this is going to be one tough season.

Soon after, Sam's domination in trivia led to the trio of Rachael, Charley and Ragan being taken down one by one. Brigitte, Nikki, Rachel, John James and Sam worked together to get to the end of the competition.

~Charley Uchea~
Oh Shit, that Head of household competition was a pain in my ass. Who would want to play a mini version of Big Brother if you are playing Big brother? The answer is no one. I don’t appreciate that shit at all. Big Brother, you are fucked up. I wished things would play differently but things are done. However, early alliances were ousted and people are watching people carefully. I love that the attention is off of me.

~Ragan Fox~
So it was the fight of the idiots during the HOH after I was voted out, seriously? I mean come on, everyone said they randomly voted, that's the biggest bullshit I have EVER freaking heard, they need to stop. JJ, SAM, BRIGG, and Nikki are in an alliance and I hope they all just go home...ugh! I was sucking hardcore.

Jen is a big bitch, she needs to go drown in a water bottle for real. She pretty much cheated during the HOH putting like 20 answers to a question, that was such a cheap win... She needed to be DQ'd for that, like for reals!

~Rachael White~
I was so fiery after the HoH! Shit got personal real fast. It revealed that Sam is an insignificant troll who thinks he's hilarious with all his random shit that he says. Like Jesus called, he wants to know why he died for you.

The HoH also revealed that John James and Sam are a tight alliance and need to go now. I mean, John James was already horrible for being John James but now, now John James just needs to go.

Ultimately, the final three was Brigitte, Nikki and Sam. After Brigitte won the final HoH, she took Sam to the finals, and the jury voted for Brigitte to become the first HoH.

~Charley Uchea~
After seeing the outcome of this Bloody HOH, I learned some things like people in this game are stupid. I just love how Nikki is acting like a fucking diva when she lost HOH. Are you kidding me? No one was going to vote for you, anyway. *shakes head in disbelief*

So Brigitte won HOH because she knew no one would vote for the cocky Sam Salty. I guess she isn’t that brainless after all. I don’t even understand why people call Sam… “pepper”. He isn’t fucking spicy or not even hot at all but obviously people are too scared to say that in his face. Well obviously, people are playing the game to keep Sam to the end so they can win but I will make that cease.

~Nikki Grahme~
I was like supaaaaaaah excited when Brigitte won HoH! Brigitte is mah girl and it's almost like I won because I know I will receive the royal treatment myself!

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.OMFG.

I FUCKING WON HOH. Seriously, I never win competitions. As we all know. -.- . Winning HoH is like the fucking cherry on top for me. I mean, I know people usually say being the first HoH is suicide...and while I kind of think that's true, I think I will be fine as long as I play nominations well.

AND I GET PRINCESS SPARKLES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST WEEK EVER.

~Jen Johnson~
I feel great. I talked to Brigitte before and after the HoH Competition and I think we're fine. And, during the competition, I aligned with her and that was great for my game.

I feel very safe, because I'm friends with her and because there's some inactive people in the game, but I guess she will probably nominate Enzo and someone else, and I agree 100% with her if she does that.

~Charlie Drummond~
I really don't know Brigitte or haven't talked to her, so I really have no idea. I did make the effort today to talk to her and explain my circumstances and try to be friendly with her and get on her good side. Pretty much, I just tried to tell her also that I wouldn't nominate her in return for this if I happen to win an HoH.

I think Enzo will go up for sure because he seems to have been around the house even the least out of anyone, but as for the second nominee, I don't know. I'm not going to try to sway her nominations because I'm sure the house has been pushing for me or Kris, but no, I don't feel safe at all. In fact, I feel very vulnerable. *Begins to cry*

I don't feel close to anyone. I haven't gotten the chance to know anyone yet and therefore I'm sure no one feels close to me, either. What can I say? At this point I guess I'm on the outcast.

Later that night, the housemates gather around the door to the HoH Room. Brigitte unlocks it with her new key to reveal some of her requested items from home. Some of the housemates are most excited about the Jersey Shore poster, but Brigitte is happiest to see Princess Sparkles.

Sam: Princess Spahkles looks even more fab in person.

~Charley Uchea~
So Brigitte won HOH and I just want to see this ugly ass unicorn she called “Princess Sparkles”. As I thought, the unicorn is a plush toy and the way she speaks about this damn item, she makes me thinks it was a fucking true Unicorn. I just want to let her know that if she's nominating me… Princess Sparkles will be deleted for good.

One by one the housemates leave the HoH Room, until only Rachael remains in the room with Brigitte.

Brigitte: So... you're a singer, so what are you doing here on this show?
Rachael: I AM HERE TO BE FAMOUS EVEN MORE.
Brigitte: I think your extensions are famous enough.
Rachael: Well my real hair needs it's time to shine too, you know? I can't just have my fake hair be famous.
Brigitte: Oh, what's your real hair like?
Rachael: Girrrrrl, it looks like summerside!
Brigitte: So it has shells in it and stuff?
Rachael: Dolphin hair is the best type of hair.
Brigitte: I WANT SHELL HAIR! I don't know where to buy it though.
Rachael: You have to go to Japan.
Brigitte: I can't go there. They're really smart and have squinty eyes.
Rachael: Oh my god, I know. It's like... open them up? And the little girls are always like... LAUGHING. Like what's so funny? THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING AT WAR AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO GIGGLE EVERY 2.2 SECONDS?
Brigitte: They must be making fun of me.
Rachael: Jealousy gets them no where.

~Rachael White~
Bitchette is definitely not going to nominate me unless she gets manipulated to do it, but Bitchette and I have this special connection that I don't think anyone knows about so I definitely SHOULD be safe.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
I still don't know why Beyonce is in the house. I mean even if she has shell hair she still doesn't belong here. Maybe she should go make friends with the monkey, Charley.

Late that night, Rachel, Sam and Nikki come to the HoH Room.

~Rachel Reilly~
I loved the first HOH, it really showed people's characters on the very FIRST opportunity, also it revealed people's targets. I love Brigitte being the HoH. Me, her, John James, Nikki, and Sam are aligned.

Rachel: So guys... I just feel like any move we make will be crucial. the entire house will eventually begin to target us, I just have a feeling. So I think nominating the stronger players might be in our best interest.
Nikki: We could take out da inactives but I think da fact we lasted so long together in da HOH might hint them that we're an alliance...

~Nikki Grahme~
Personally I want someone annoying to go, like Rachael, but I know Brigitte is scaaaared to make a move this early in the game so I will be fine with whoever as long as it's not me or maaaaah friendz.

Rachel: I know, and the fact that none of us voted each other out till the very end might hurt us.
Brigitte: Who should we put up then?
Rachel: Personally, I want Rachael up.
Brigitte: If I make a power move this early, and none of us win, I'm going home.
Nikki: That's true too.
Brigitte: I was going to put up people I haven't talked to.
Rachel: As much as that's a smart idea, I just feel like the first couple weeks will be hard with people like Charley and Racheal around. I don't know.
Nikki: What about putting up two nobodies and backdooring a power player?
Brigitte: I like that idea.
Rachel: I do too.
Sam: I'm fine wiv anyone, but us.

~Rachel Reilly~
After trying to sway Brigitte's nominations towards Rachael, she decided that we would put up two pawns and make a possible backdoor move.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
So far Rachel has been trying to tell me what to do with noms. And honestly I'm not putting Rachael up. Like. Sorry. -.- . I will put up Charlie and Kris and have a possible backdoor of Charley however. I am scared of a connection Rachel might have with Pepper and she is def. a threat to us. She needs to go. God why is this trainwreck with us? Just because she fucking knows Pepper...she is going to get us targeted and killed. UGH HATE HER. !!!!!!!!!!

The next day is Nomination Day. Brigitte collects the keys from the memory wall and places them in the box.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Nominations are so fucking hard. It doensn't help that I'm paranoid already. A lot of people want Beyonce up, but I'm not sure if that's going to be best for my gameplay yet. I think I'm probably going to nominate Charlie and Kris and if I have to make a replacement nominee, I will put up Rayonce. I don't want Enzo to go this week...

~Charley Uchea~
Brigitte, you are the greatest HOH I ever saw in this game. I never knew your job would be that stressful to nominate two inactives. Really, is she that serious? I don’t know how hard is it to put up two people that you don’t speak to.

Brigitte gathers everyone around the dining room table for the Nomination Ceremony.

Brigitte: Hi everyone. This is the nomination ceremony. As Head of Household, it's my duty to nominate two people for eviction this week. I must say this is a really difficult task...I want to do something that is both beneficial to me and the house as a whole. I know a lot of you have had many things to say, and I thank you for the advice you have given me. This is a stressful task and having you guys helping me makes things a little easier. I know I have gotten to speak with pretty much all of you, which I am happy about! It's nice that mostly everyone is active! Without you all and Princess Sparkles, I'm sure this game would be nowhere as cool as it is. ;D

Brigitte then pulls the first key from the box, and the chain continues until it is revealed that Enzo and Kris have been nominated for eviction.

Brigitte: As y'all can see, I've nominated both you Enzo and you Kris for eviction this week. Enzo, I have yet to talk to you and I'm sure most people have also. Kris, I haven't really talked to you much, and tonight you told me you wouldn't mind being nominated. You did help make my decision a little easier. Sorry. Best of luck to the two of you in the PoV! This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

~Rachel Reilly~
The nomination ceramony was very "traditional".. Like whateverrr. Please, give me a break. "I haven't talked to you guys enough" bull shit, its so obnoxious. Make game play moves, don't go and win HOH and do boring ass nominations. Clearly people are coming after our alliance. Consisting of Brigitte, Nikki, Sam, JJ, and myself. LIKE COME ON. Charley has made it CLEAR she's after you and so has Racheal. But whatever, I will just go along with this bullshit week. I can't wait to take these idiots out of this game.

~Charley Uchea~
I swear people need to be clear cut in this game and mind you, she put my key last. Is she sending me a message? I don’t know but the way it seems that Brigitte is barking up the wrong tree. I’m telling you now Big Brother, if I am a nominee… I will kill Princess Sparkles.

~Natalie Cunial~
I felt that Brigitte's noms were really fair. Enzo is the most inactive in this game and SHOULD go home first. Kris had told Brigitte that he wouldn't mind going up as the pawn and I think Kris is brave for doing that because in the game of Big Brother anything can happen and a lot of the time the pawn usually goes home. Kris is taking a huge risk doing this.

~Charlie Drummond~
I'm ecstatic! Brigitte didn't put me up and I couldn't be more thankful!

~Nikki Grahme~
I was fine with the noms, I haven't talked tew either, also Kris looks like a cave man and Enzo is old and nasty, prob can't get it up so it benefits my strategy!!!

Later that day, it's time to pick players for the veto competition. Only six housemates can participate. The HoH, the two nominees, and three additional housemates selected by a random draw. Charley and John James are picked from the bag, and then Kris draws Housemate's Choice.

Sam: Kris, I would advise you to pick me. You have my wuhd I'll save you wiv tha veto.
Kris: I'll choose Natalie.

Annoyed, Sam storms off with John James.

Sam: Kris is an idiot. He chose NATALIE.
John James: I know.
Sam: I would've saved him.

~Rachel Reilly~
The POV drawings were fine.. Whatever. Charley being picked kind of pissed me off.. but JJ was picked so that made me happy :,). I just feel like this week will be a nice floater week for myself. *puts on life vest* I will just float for a while now. My position in this game is really great. I am apart of a strong alliance.

~John James Parton~
I wish I wasn't picked. These nominations mean nothing to me and I'm safe regardless, so I wish I didn't have to pretend to care about Veto.

Before the competition, Charley and Ragan head to their usual hangout, the Sunset Room, to gossip about the game and their housemates.

Charley: I want to win PoV so bad.
Ragan: I hope you do sweetie! We need to get Sam out FAST.
Charley: So do you think anyone will use the PoV?
Ragan: JJ for sure will use it. I have a feeling that JJ, Brig and Sam are working together.
Charley: I agree. Nikki also likes Sam, so maybe she's the fourth.
Ragan: I know, she was all like 'SAM WHY DID YOU PICK THIS ROOM WITHOUT ME' I was like, omg Nikki, get off his junk... seriously.
Charley: Seriously, Nikki isn't all that pretty.
Ragan: Egh I know, she acts like she's hot and ditzy, but that act is a fake, she needs to seriously put her head in boiling water to get that makeup off. Ewgh shes disgusting.
Charley: Disgusting is not even the word; it is more so demonic. She is beyond streetwalker. I don't even think she will do well as a nightwalker.
Ragan: More like sewer walker. Even that's too high class for her.
Charley: *laughs* Ragan, you are too much.

Rachael enters the room and sits down on one of the beds to join the conversation.

Charley: Hey Black Diva.
Rachael: Hey GURRRRRRL.
Charley: So the noms are fucking perfect.
Rachael: I expected her to do something like that. Brigitte WON'T make a power move.
Ragan: OMG JJ and Sam are so in an alliance, don't you think?
Rachael: Definitely. They're alliance is probably called the SHITTY PEOPLE ALLIANCE.
Ragan: I know, Nikki and Brig in there as the sloppy pawns.
Rachael: At least we got our group, we can fight this war.
Ragan: Yeah, get those street walkers... aka, sewer walkers out of the HoH rooms.
Rachael: They probably do spew out sewage when giving head.

~Charley Uchea~
You see little by little, I am deciding the first four real targets. They are Brigitte, JJ, Nikki, and Sam. They all are disgusting. I don't care for them and they just need to go for my game.

Later in the day, the housemates head outside for the PoV Competition. The competition is called Key Word. Each player is given a key with a letter. They must share their letters with each other to be able to form a six letter word. However, they are allowed to lie to the others about what their letter is. Immediately, the dealing between the players begins.

John James: I don't reckon you'll give me your letter that easily, will ya? Haha.
Kris: F.
John James: Ooh, that was easy.
Kris: I mean the only thing someone is doing in this challenge is setting themselves up for trouble if they win. This is a social PoV... it shows who has who.

Kris then lies to Charley about his letter, and pretends that he lied to John James. Charley plays some deception of her own, and gives John James a fake letter. John James is then informed by Brigitte of Charley's deception.

John James: These letters don't make sense.
Charley: What do you mean?
John James: I dunno, I can't find a word.
Charley: I have a confession. Kris told me people were lying so I should do the same.
John James: So you're not a T?
Charley: Nope. Sorry babes.

~John James Parton~
Oh Charley lied to me? I HAD NO IDEA.
You had an S? I HAD NO IDEA.

I'm not that dumb! I have people in this house that tell me stuff. Thanks to Rachel and Brigitte, I caught Charley in a lie. I knew the word was SAFETY a half hour before that Charley told me she had an S because I already knew she lied.

When time is up, Brigitte, Natalie and John James all have the correct word. Therefore, they answer a tie breaker question in which Brigitte is victorious and claims the Power of Veto.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Holy shit I won the veto. Wow, major target on my back now, I'm sure. God I didn't want this...I mean I did...but I didn't want the target. At least I know I don't need to put another nominee up. Enzo goes home and my HoH week is virtually harmless--I'm just hoping Pepper is eyed and not me at this point. I don't want to be backdoored for being the comp queen once in a blue moon. . Blah.

~Natalie Cunial~
Brigitte and I are close so I felt happy for her. I honestly don't think the veto will be used. Brigitte made the Nominations so I don't think she will change them.

~Rachel Reilly~
I am slightly disappointed. I know if JJ won, he would of used it. Then we could of got out a power player, like Rachael.

The veto won't be used. Brigitte is like one of those boring players that just wants to play nice with everyone. She will be one of those players that just sits there, and looks pretty and waits for her allies to do the dirty work for her. I don't really respect that type of game play and by her NOT using it, will put a target on HER back in my eyes.

Although most of the housemates agreed that the veto would not be used, Charley and Sam continued to try to turn the house against the other. Eventually, Charley decided that she had had enough, and called everyone into the living room for a house meeting.

Charley: Sam has the audacity to talk to me about running this house. JJ, have I proposed an alliance to you? Have I said anything about me running this house?
John James: You've never said the word alliance.
Sam: Why are you callin' me out on tha house? Cuz I've been doin absolutely nuffin.
Charley: Brigitte, did I control your nominations?
Brigitte: Uh, no.
Charley: Who did I say I wanted up?
Brigitte: Enzo and Sam.
Charley: And my reasoning?
Brigitte: I don't know, you didn't tell me.
Charley: Well let me say it now. Sam is a delusional bitch.
Sam: Charley, you have no power in this fucking game, nor have I. You're makin' it out to the house that I fink I'm runnin' the game, because I said I'm good at challenges. That's fuckin' it. Don't twist around wuhds, and stop being a fuckin charity case to everyone to try to make me look bad.
Charley: Rachel, did I offer you an alliance?
Rachel: Nope.
Sam: Charley, when did I pinpoint saying you have an alliance wiv everyone?
Charley: You say I run this house.
Sam: Becuz YOU'RE the FUCKING ONE coming up TO ME saying you know SIX people in this game who want me gone, and that I'm gonna get backdoored.
Charley: I said these people will say what ever they want in this game because you are a fucking competitor. They don't want to be nominated by you. Bitch no one likes you.
Sam: Nobody likes you evvah, you paffetic little ringrat.
Charley: I am motherfucking Charley. Sam is a delusional bitch and that's my number one target. No one needs to ask who I am after since I am saying it now. I am after the two head snake named.. Sam Salty fucking snake.

~Ragan Fox~
OH MY GOD! So there was a huge fight, all of us were there just watching Charley and Sam throw each other under the bus. He said, She said, he did this, she did that! LOVED IT! Every second of this was like the best day at the spa for a gay man! Sam eventually left, pussy, and Charley went on complaining about Sam and how fake and two faced he is trying to make alliances blah blah blah. It was wonderful and beautiful.

I think that this might be a huge conspiracy between Charley and Sam...like a way to split up the house right away. That would be super smart, cause each end would definitely. be controlling. That would be crazy!

Late that night, everyone is asleep except for John James, Ragan, Nikki and Brigitte. John James goes upstairs and knocks on the door of Brigitte's HoH Room. Tired of John James' constant talks, Brigitte ignores him and pretends to be asleep.

John James: I'm boorrrrred. Entertain me! Or not. I'm tired. I guess you're asleep at the moment, Brig. I'm bored, seriously. Okay I'll talk to you later.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Best. Chat. Ever.

Ignoring people is fun. This was over the course of 2 hours. By the way.

~John James Parton~
I hate being ignored, whether intentionally or not, and Ragan and Brigitte are doing just that :X

John James: Eh. I'm gonna lie down and be depressed.
Ragan: Okay, talk to you later.

~Ragan Fox~
Okay so I talked to JOHN JAMES and OH dear lord...he is an annoying cry baby from hell. Okay I know you have some personal issues you got to work on, but don't take them out on me making me feel like an idiot kiddo, LITTLE BOY!

I mean, I thought I was going to be the Dramatic one in the house, but seriously this kid has got something, baggage or what not. He's like "I'M OFF TO BED!" then 2 mins later, "WHATS THE USE! AHHHH" I can just see him over dramatically putting his hand on his forehead moaning with tears... it's like a joke or something...

John James: I'm a Bipolar Bisexual who throws tantrums like a 5 year old girl. I'm a major bipolar. Not to mention an Attention Whore. And a Drama Queen. So those three don't mix well.

~Ragan Fox~
I agree!

John James then heads to the Paint Splatter Room, where Nikki is alone.

John James: Wanna play a shot game?
Nikki: Sure! Which game?

~John James Parton~
The game we played involved questions that weren't PG, so I have cut my confessional here. Sorry for the disappointment!

The next morning, Nikki heads up to the HoH Room for a girl talk with Brigitte, and tells her a shocking secret.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
John James is the most annoying person I've ever met. Ugh. Hopefully he stops talking to me since apparently he had sex with Nikki. That fat ho.

It's the day of the PoV Ceremony, and Ragan & Charley have a chat in the Sunset Room about the possibilities.

Ragan: I think Nikki is trash... I really hope Brigitte doesn't try any power moves unless it's against Sam and Nikki, which I doubt. Ugh.
Charley: I don't think she will nominate me. I will destroy Princess Sparkles.

Later in the day it's time for the Veto Ceremony. Brigitte gathers the housemates in the living room.

~Jen Johnson~
Brigitte probably won't change her nominations. Everyone agrees with her nominations and I don't she will change her mind based on Kris being more active lately.

Brigitte: Hey y'all. As you can see, I've won the Power of Veto. As PoV holder, I have the option of vetoing one of my nominees and putting someone else up in [his] place. I know many of you have had a lot of opinions to say on this matter, but in the end I have to what I think is best. With that said, I've decided to... use the power of veto on... No One. Good Luck Kris and Enzo!!

~Natalie Cunial~
So this week Kris and Enzo are up on the block. I've talked to Kris a little this week like during the Veto competition. I really like him and would like to get to know him more.

If Kris stays this week I think I could make some kind of alliance with him to where he watches my back.

If Kris goes home that's just getting rid of my competition and getting me one step forward to the finale.

If Enzo stays this week he will be no competition to me cause he is inactive.

But if Enzo goes home this week I would have no problem with it. Me and him don't talk the house would be getting rid of a inactive player.

After the veto meeting, most of the house agrees that it's Enzo's time to go. Kris decides to have a talk with Brigitte in her HoH Room.

Kris: The thing about me is... I play individually but I'll self-destruct by week 3 or week 4 cause of my mouth... I'll be telling people who I don't like, cussing people out daily. etc.
Brigitte: You haven't been that bad... yet. Do you think you will?
Kris: Yeah, it always happens. It's not even worth trying to hold stuff back anymore...cause it won't do me no good.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
I've found our resident psychopath.

As Kris begins to annoy members of the house, the results of the voting becomes less clear.

~Rachael White~
Keeping Kris in the game really doesn't benefit me much. Yes, it makes the game more interesting with more active people but if I voted Kris out then I'd have another free round in my reign of terror.

Keeping Enzo doesn't benefit me at all. Enzo never comes here and Enzo isn't relevant. However, if I were to keep Enzo and he did stay, then it would give me a free round.

I haven't spoken with Kris and he seems active so if he won HoH, I'd probably go up.

Voting out Kris might be better because his hair is really bad and like Rachael don't do bad hair.

Voting out Enzo would mean that there would be one less man in the game, but so would voting out Kris.

Ideally, I see Enzo going so if I want to be random, I would vote against him. However there are consequences for that because I might be nominated for making a stray vote.

I VOTE TO EVICT...
I VOTE TO EVICT...
I VOTE TO EVICT...

KRIS

~Rachel Reilly~
Enzo is clearly inactive. That could benefit me in the fact that he is the ULTIMATE pawn and could potentially stay over anyone because he isn't a threat. On the flip side, he could probably hurt my game in the fact that he wouldn't be on for votes if I needed his vote and he could be nominated against me in the coming weeks which could hurt me as well.
Kris is swayable. I haven't talked to him in this game but I'm sure if I went up to him and asked for a alliance he would gladly take me up on that. I don't think I really like his gameplay because he has been caught lying on multiple occasions but that could benefit me in this game. Having people with bigger targets on their back is beneficial to me. My fellow house guests won't want to put me up and would want to target him over me because of his lying.

However, other housemates were not being swayed.

~Charlie Drummond~
Well this is the first eviction, but I don't think the decision is that hard for anyone in the house. Then again, there are some assholes here that will do shit just to "spice" things up or get TV time, so it wouldn't surprise me to see the good person evicted.

I've never talked with Enzo. He seems to be distant from the entire house.

I've talked with Kris a couple of times and he is my roommate, and I think he's pretty cool.

If I keep Enzo around, he will continue to be almost nonexistant in the house, and being more nonexistant than me and Kris at this point is saying something. But, if he stays around, it's more likely to buy me some time in the game.

Keeping Kris keeps in a potential ally for me, and also someone I think I could stay over if I was on the chopping block with them. However, he has more potential to be a threat than Enzo.

This all being said..... the decision is clear.

I vote to evict Enzo.

On eviction night, the housemates gathered in the living room to hear the results.

Sunshine: Big Brother house, this is Alexandra and Sunshine! You are live on BBStorm. ENZO, and KRIS. The votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother Storm house, by a vote of 9-1, is... ENZO! Enzo, it's now time to say your goodbyes, we're coming to get you!

With Enzo gone, the stage is now set for a battle between the two forming alliances. Who will win HoH, and who will be next to leave the BBStorm house? Find out soon, on Big Brother Storm!