Episode 12

[Big Brother]

Episode 12: "Is there a reason you are so creepy?"

The screen is in greyscale.

John James: Well, either way, one of you is gonna be "pissed." Which is stupid, considering it's a game. Sure, be mad, but to carry out a grudge is childish. Anyway, since I have to make my decision... I have decided to evict... Rachel.

Sunshine: It's official. The last person to be evicted from the BBStorm house is... Rachel! Rachel, it's now time to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

Fade to color.

Once Rachel left the house, John James and Sophie exchanged an excited hug. They had done it; they were the final two! However, one of them was much more confident than the other.

~Sophie Reade~
It feels amazing to get here. Only 1 Head of Household win which was a pretty damn successful one and 4 Veto wins. I'm ready to face the jury and show off how I dominated this game with my silent but deadly as hell strategy. Sophie = Winner.

~John James Parton~
I fully expect to lose this game after some of the things I have heard. It's all good, I never expected to win in the first place.

Meanwhile, in the jury house, the six jury members await the arrival of the last juror. They still don't know that Rachel has been evicted. Nikki gathers everyone in the living room to discuss the final three.

Nikki: As clearly the most eventful player in the game I have decided to bring an analysis to our viewers and my fellow jurors to guide them in the right path now that we are nearing the Finals. Seeing how the favorites to win are all out and we are left with three less-than-ideal choices, I figured it would be good to guide you through the path of enlightenment, purity and all that good stuff. Through-out the game Sophie has been really quiet and UTR, however she has managed to stay off the block the whole game and has gotten along with everyone, she played every single side of the fence and had no loyalty to anyone besides herself, yet she was never in any danger whatsoever. On the downside she has been extremely quiet, AND has lied a lot.
Brigitte: Go Sophie!
Nikki: Now for Roachel aka That STD ridden SkankBitchWhore. Rachel has played a solid game, she has been always fake, showed a consistent obnoxious personality and lied out of her ass to save herself. She has also not shown any loyalty to anyone but unlike Sophie she has had a huge target on her back [which was pointed out by yours truly] and yet managed to make it to the Final 3. Her social game leaves a lot to be desired but her strategic games and challenge skills are extremely good.
Charlie: I just think everyone deserves a fair chance if they make final 2, except Roachel.
Nikki: John James... he is well known for having a 5 inch penis, annoying the crap out of everyone and creeping on me, Bri and possibly others. His social game can be easily described as trying too hard and his strategic game and challenge skills are as non-existent as his charm and masculinity. I truly haven't seen him do anything but be everyone's little bitch and he can BARELY be given credit for taking Brigitte out since Sophie was the vote and she had the Veto, so... um, at least he... no, nevermind. I'm drawing a blank here.
Charlie: I think discounting John James for Roachel is poor. No doubt Sophie has played an excellent, although UTR, game to get ahead, but knowing Sophie, that's what she had to do. I don't think people give John James enough credit, though.
Nikki: Sadly, I don't see anything he deserves credit for besides being creepy and annoying. I'd like you to enlighten me and tell me what is it that I'm not giving him credit for though, I'm always open to those things.

Before Charlie can respond, Rachel barges in the front door of the jury house.

Charlie: Roachel's here! I'm disgusted I have to be in the same place as her but happy to see she has no shot at winning. Welcome triflin hoe, you got what was coming to you.
Rachel: *waves* Silly JJ, He played this game all personal. Charlie, if you're going to sit here and be immature, go ahead. SINCE I have class, I won't stoop to that. You got out because you weren't 100 percent with me. Lesson learned.
Charlie: It wasn't you that got me out hoe, it was Brigitte and Sophie. So you can suck it. And I might be immature, but you're more immature and you don't need to stoop to my level, you need to climb a whole lotta stairs to get to it sweetie cuz you're WAY. FAR. BELOW. IT. Know that. And if I recall correctly your lying ass was telling John James that I was trying to get him nominated/out of the game when I wasn't so please go lie somewhere else you skank. No one wants you here!
Charley: People, you are too classy to even talk to fiery cunt named Roachel. The bitch is ugly and that is all.
Charlie: I knew I liked you for some reason, Charley. Rachel, the only class you have is in school baby. And do you even go? Probably not.
Rachel: You guys are so pathetic! It's a game, sorry you just sucked at it. You continue being a little c*ntmuffin while I sip my tequila.
Nikki: Welcome Roachel, can't say I'm too mad you are here, would prefer to have John James but I guess this should guarantee a Sophie victory which is amazing in my book. <3
Brigitte: Hey Roachel. Sorry to see you go compared to pathetic JJ. *rolls eyes*
Rachel: I know, right? Let's be honest here. If he would of taken me he would of had a better shot. He played personal. That's that.

Just as the jury questioning is set to begin, Natalie makes a surprising decision. Apparently distraught over the final two, she breaks out of the jury house and decides not to vote. As a result, Sunshine calls in Ragan to take her place on the jury. It's then time for John James and Sophie to give their opening statements.

John James: There's a few people who I know have hated me, but I needed them in the game and had to be fake to them to keep myself in the game. Now they hate me even more for being a fake "Stalker". There's some people who I lied to but was never "fake" to, they still hate me for lying to them. Overall, I have learned that the statement "it's a game" doesn't always apply to everyone. I'll be honest (for I guess the first time in this game), I was a complete dick and played with people's emotions. At the start of the game I pulled the sympathy card, tried to seem pathetic and useless, it got me Ragan's vote in the tie with Sam, and that was enough to keep me in the game. Then, after I had a big hint that that card was starting to annoy people, I started changing up how I played the game. I did a few things I regret but I did what I thought needed to be done to get to the Final Two.
Whether what needed to be done was me making a deal with someone for my safety one week, then helping the HOH with a backdoor on this person the next week, or yelling at the HoH for not nominating this person one week and then making a Final Two deal with this very same person the next week. If it needed to be done, I did it.
Some people could say that I took this game too personally, but it was quite the opposite. Not once did I toss and turn over the game at night, nor beat my head against the wall for a decision I have made (Maybe once.) Rachel said in the Final Four Veto that I "manipulated" people. Whether that is the right word or not, I guess it could be seen that way. Whether you see this as a good thing or bad, it helped me get to the end of the game.
I hope none of you take anything I did in this game too seriously. The things I have said in my Diary Room or to other people were just for pure entertainment in the episodes. Some of you are people who I enjoyed talking to, Sophie is one of those who I enjoyed talking with, and she played a great game and I congratulate her on making it to the end. May the best person win.

Charley: A waste of a player *flips weave*

Sophie: I decided I would be an under the radar player but a deadly one at that. Not only that but along the way I had some personal goals of mine I wanted to accomplish and proove to everyone and myself that I am truly a force to be reckoned with no matter how I play. I know many of you think I was a boring mute bitch but that was actually part of my strategy. I wanted people to think I didn't know what was going on when in fact I knew every round what was exactly going on except of course those weeks where the wildcard of the game John James was HoH. Everytime someone was HoH people would either come up to me saying I was SO safe or I was somehow influencing the HoH's decision. While I only won a single HoH we all know it definitely changed the remainder of the game. Early in this game I was dragged into this whole anti-Sam alliance with Charley, Natalie, Rachael & Ragan. While I felt comfortable being in that alliance I certainly didn't just stick with that. I went out there so people knew I was not 100% in their side and this was proven every single week when people would always tell me they didn't know where I stood because I didn't show my cards. I told them EXACTLY what they needed to hear and I left it at that. I didn't make any unwanted alliances to simply break them with the exception of the anti-Sam which I was dragged into. As we got into the final 10 I saw how powerful Charley's alliance was turning and how already Sam's side had crumbled because I knew for fact Brigitte & Nikki who were "aligned" with JJ REALLY hated and disliked him. I made sure that week it was either Charley or Ragan walking out the door no matter what because they were completely taking over the game and I wanted to show them I was also a player in the game and definitely was not just there. I successfully backdoored Ragan which was their strongest competition wise player and the upcoming weeks thanks to Charley & Natalie self-destructing they all followed him out the door. While I had no dislike for them I was simply here to play the game and my safest spots in the game were Brigitte & Nikki who are my friends despite the fact that I did go against them in the late game. Another player in the game I helped get evicted was Charlie. Charlie and I had formed this tight alliance but when I saw his 2 strong moves of getting Sam evicted and then one of the "barbies" being Nikki evicted I knew I certainly had to get him out no matter what, so that week I threw the veto to Brigitte feeling COMPLETELY safe that I was not going on the block. Moving into the final 4 I had never been nominated once. While I felt like everyone was a wildcard in my eyes I certainly had the fire lit under me to win that veto and evict Brigitte. The HoH that week opened my eyes as to how big of a threat Brigitte was in the game. Brigitte didn't have to work behind the curtains like me and she would completely overshadow my gameplay in a finale so she HAD to go. In the end here I am. If you were to ask people week 1 what you thought about Sophie they would tell you she simply sucked.
Bottom line is in the strategy area I was a top notch player. I made sure I dismantled the Charley alliance, had Charlie evicted & split up the "barbies" who were most likely a final 2 alliance despite them being my friends. In the social area I was NEVER nominated until the final 4; in my opinion this speaks for itself and it shows how either people felt trust in me or not threatened whatsoever by me. Physically I won 3 vetoes. And I also won an HoH with a solid time of over 4 hours. I won vetoes where it most counted which is in end game to make sure those people I targetted had no shot at staying and seeling their fate. I threw the final 5 HoH to Brigitte and the final 6 veto to Brigitte; this shows HOW safe I felt in my game and secure that I didn't need those for myself. I worked every angle and alliance in the game. I wasn't a mean player and never got myself into fights. I think I definitely deserve to win and I am looking forward to the jury questions.

Natalie's replacement juror, Ragan, is the first to question the final two.

Ragan: Since Natalie probably couldn’t stand voting between dumb and dumber she quit the jury and now I must put my best foot forward and vote on the better of two evils. When I saw the final 5 at first I was like OMG, this game has hit rock bottom, the only chance of hope was Jen and Rachel. Sophie, I got along with you, up until you put me up without the slightest idea. I was so happy when you won that HOH because I knew that you would have done amazing, and if John James would have won I would’ve been up on the block. But when I think about you I do like you and I think you’re a fun person! We had a few laughs and a few tears but I did like you! So My question to you is basically was that back door plan to get me out your idea or did someone else make you do it?

Sophie: First off I would like to apologize for the mean things I said about you. In my eyes you were closer to other people over me. That's why I didn't have as much trust as I did. To me inside the Charley alliance you were definitely THE strongest competition wise. When I won HoH my plan was simply to screw over Charley's alliance. So I started with you because as I said before once you left they had no one to rely on for competitions. Up to that point you had shown how dominant you were on competitions. This was no joke to me. You were second in command to Charley so yeah. The idea to backdoor you was all me. Almost every juror that knew this could tell you I approached them with this idea the week I was HoH and it was all me.

Ragan: Now, John James, also known as the biggest cry baby ever! OMG you were so annoying, I didn’t know who was more annoying you or Sam to be honest. You cried about everything, “OMG Brig isn’t answering me! *tosses pillow around room*” Pathetic, you annoyed everyone so much that people probably just ignored your conversations. It was just part of the game. You would tell me about your “girl” problems, and “guy” problems and you just scared me, I thought you were a Michael Meyers in the making. I was scared to tell you what city I lived in, in fear that you would somehow track me down and make me the next casualty. Sometimes I asked the hosts to look out for creepy activity in your diary rooms just to make sure you weren’t about to commit suicide or something…ANYWAYS my question to you is, are you really a Pre-Menstrual Syndrome suffering 12 year old girl?
Brigitte: Ragan, I thought I hated you until I heard your questions.
Nikki: Ditto.

Offended by Ragan's question, John James refuses to answer. Charley is the next juror up.

Charley: *As Charley stands up to address the final two, the crowd causes a uproar* Why, thank you? I can’t believe the crowd absolutely loves the striking bitch named Charley. To be honest, weeks 1-4 was all about the Charley Show and I ran each week with hardcore game play. Now I must award someone $500,000 and the title of winner of BBStorm. This will be a humongous feat because you will be the first winner of the series and that says a lot. *flips weave* However, before I give someone the win I will say two questions and you must answer them in detail or fear a call out. Okay, ready: Sophie: How did you like the first four weeks of Charley’s reign for Supremacy? Why did you betray me when you had a clear sailing in my house? John James: How did you like the first four weeks of Charley’s reign for Supremacy? Why did you play so personally?

Sophie: Charley, I really did like the fact that you were an HBIC. I certainly did enjoy your fights and I had a really good time having some laughs about it. The reason I betrayed you is so simple. You just said it was YOUR house. How can I win a game if
I don't play for myself and play for whatever you want. I really did like you but I had problem with trusting some allies of yours like Natalie who was making alliances with literally everyone. You were the head of the alliance and this was well known so you had to go along with them. I wish you had different allies.

John James, unable to handle the pressure of the jurors, runs off crying into the bathroom. The producers try to convince him to come out, but he's locked the door and can only be heard sobbing on the toilet.

Nikki: Hello there, I’m Nikki. *crowd cheers* So, you both made it this far, personally I find it less than ideal, because I don’t think either of you are the best two players to make it here, however as a fair judge and a sweetheart I would have to say I would be fair and give both of you a chance. *some nods and cheers from the audience at this benevolent and amazing act of kindness* So, the Final 2. First we have Stacy, who played completely under the radar and had a good social, strategic and “physical” game, but she was a little too quiet, however you managed to stay off the block in every single round and be liked by everyone, do the right moves at the right time and play for yourself instead of for your friends. Then we have John James, who managed to annoy his way to the finals and creep the crap out of half the jury AND hosts. John Tardo didn’t make any visible moves and didn’t have a strong social game and his challenge skills just came out at the end of his time here, he also had a lot of alliances which he broke for no apparent reason and became public enemy number 1, oh and he is also pretending to be a dick and play with emotions, which I personally never saw. However, as I said before as the nicest player here you both have a chance at my vote. *more cheers* Now, enough about both of you, let’s talk about me. As the Star player of this season I want you to write a paragraph listing all my virtues and good things about me and explain to me why I should win the game. The refusal to answer this question would end my vote going to the other person.

Sophie: I chose to be under the radar because it's a strategy I had NEVER tried before. And it's Sophie. Not Stacy. *rolls eyes*

Neither Sophie nor John James answer Nikki's question, so Charlie stands up to take his turn. With John James still crying in the bathroom, Charlie is only able to address Sophie.

Charlie: I want you to tell me the biggest move you made in this game. If it was making an alliance, don't bother. I want to know a specific move you made that you would consider the biggest.

Sophie: My biggest move definitely was beginning to take out the Charley alliance. At that point of the game it was Charley, Ragan & Natalie with Jen and myself as their votes for back up. While I did see a good potential in this for me to go all the way Charley was simply too big of a character and had I gone to the end with her she would totally overshadow me. Charley was in charge. Not Sophie. That's why I had to do something that would show that I was also a gameplayer. They could have sworn up and down I was good with them but I still went on with my plan and I wasn't gonna back down. I even organized the votes once I won HoH and almost everyone knew about this plan except them. Everyone was on board and I was happy to push Sophie's HOH reign to a successful one which indeed it was one. By me getting Ragan out I got the strongest challenge wise competitor from Charley's alliance. We had already seen Charley fail on competitions before and Natalie as well so I knew they were pretty much toast and wrong was I not as they walked out the door back to back. This put me in a stronger bond with Brigitte/Nikki who I knew were a final 2 alliance and they knew who I was due to a small incident 2 weeks previous to this. AND you and I were aligned which would show you where I stood and that I was here to play the game as well not just do whatever you wanted me to do.

Next up is Jen.

Jen: Sophie, I really didn't expect you to be sitting right here, but your speech was awesome. I finally understood what the hell you were doing all this time, and that's fantastic, so my only question is about the way you played this game. Do you think that you were ever loyal to someone? Because I think people never nominated you because you were so UTR. You did a lock of backstabbing, but were you connected to one of the other players and really was true to him?

Sophie: I was loyal as long as it was convenient to me. The one important thing I told myself when the game began was I came here to win a game and proove I am a good player. I did backstab some people who I consider good friends outside the game
like Nikki, Charlie and Brigitte but it was all part of my game and once in the game I couldn't really back down from my goal. I'm sorry if this hurt anyone. I'm usually so damn loyal that it's my downfall. I wanted to switch it up for once and go all out to win for myself. I was not nominated because people didn't see through my game. They didn't see how much of a threat I was.

Brigitte's turn is next.

Brigitte: Sophie, you seemed very arrogant in your speech. Do you really think you played that good of a game, or are you just trying to take credit for all the work the ~lovely~ Brigitte did?

Sophie: I do think I played that good of a game otherwise I wouldn't be here in the final 2 and someone else would be. I'm not taking your credit. I mentioned you were my biggest threat a final 2 because people knew already how strong you were. They knew how good you played. My type of game is different because I have to explain minimal details in order for people to see how I played this game.

Despite John James still being locked in the bathroom, Brigitte yells to try to get his attention.

Brigitte: John James, is there a reason you are so creepy? Is there a class I can take to learn your skills of being a perv. ? Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Are you really a queen in real life? Kthnx.
Nikki: Brigitte, I officially love you more than my own life.

John James only sobs harder in response. Rachel is the last juror to question the final two.

Rachel: I think that one of you sitting there is/was probably the worst gameplayer ever in the history of big brother. The other, was someone who had some strategy but was a floater to the end. So.. QUESTION. Sophie, why are you so pretty?
Sophie: Because I learned how to use botox and hair extensions from you. *blows kiss*
Rachel: 7-0 vote here we come!! Good luck, Sophie.

It's time to reveal the winner of BBStorm. With John James having refused to answer jury questions, the result is fairly obvious.

Sunshine: John James, Sophie... the votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 7 to 0... the winner of BBStorm is...

Sunshine: Sophie! Congrats on a well deserved win, Sophie!

Sophie cheers excitedly as she rushes out the front door to hug her family and friends. Confetti explodes as soon as she opens the front door, and fireworks can be heard going off in the night sky. After 66 days of fierce competition, Sophie was officially the winner of Big Brother Storm!