Episode 1

[Big Brother]

Episode 1: "If this were the Biblical times, she would be stoned to death!"

Fourteen individuals stand silently on the front steps of the Big Brother house, eager for permission to head inside.

Bianca: In this house, there is no privacy and no freedom. Fifty four cameras watch your every move, and seventy three microphones hear your every sound. This is the Big Brother house. Tonight, fourteen people will enter this house with one goal in mind; to be the last one standing!

Ben: Last season, Sophie outlasted her housemates and became the winner of BBStorm. Now we're back with a brand new house and a brand new cast. Which of these fourteen people will claim the title this time?

Bianca: Housemates, take a look at the men and women around you. The person next to you may be a loyal ally, or the first to stab you in the back...

Ben: Remember, this is, above all, a competition. A summer long power struggle for $500,000.

Bianca: Each week, you'll vote to evict one of your own, until only one remains and becomes the winner of BBCurve! Remember, once you walk in through those front doors, you won't come out until you've either been evicted, or won the entire game.

Ben: It's now time to enter the Big Brother Curve house. Good luck housemates!

The housemates excitedly rush inside and search the house for the bedrooms. They have three choices of where to settle; the Cocoa Swirl Room, the Dwarf Room, or the Jungle Room. The Cocoa Swirl Room is occupied by Dana, Makosi, Billi, Lori and Monet.

Makosi: I would like to be in this room. Dankie.
Billi: Count me in! So far it's Dana, dankie and me.
Makosi: MY NAME IS MAKOSI, BILLI. Dankie means THANK YOU in AFRIKAANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Makosi Musambasi~
Billi is IGNORANT. He thought my name was dankie. DANKIE MEANS THANK YOU IN AFRIKAANS. Sometimes people speak other languages and he needs to learn that HE is being ignorant. The worst part is, he did NOT capitalize the dankie it was lowercased and THAT is a sign of disrespect. I want him gone.

And Billi isn't the only roommate that Makosi has a distaste for. Dana, who entered the house wearing a Hello Kitty costume, also appears to disgust her.

Makosi: I dunno about that girl Dana.
Dino: Your bunkmate?
Makosi: I feel like she is LYING to herself. SHE IS NOT A KITTEN.
Dino: Bitch thinks she's a pussy cat.
Makosi: Maybe she is transpecies.
Dino: She's a tranny!
Makosi: I don't think the world is ready for a half human/half kitten that isn't Joan Rivers. Well, a wise woman once told me, don't judge a book by its cover.
Dino: Was this wise woman Joan Rivers.
Makosi: No. Joan Rivers told me not to trust poker players. ARE YOU A POKER PLAYER?

~Makosi Musambasi~
I hate Dana already. She is pretending to be a cat or something. I like cats, they're furry and adorable but she is trying to be some TRANSPECIES creature and that does NOT gel with me. Maybe I'm just not as open-minded but the world is not ready for half human/half cats yet. I WANT HER GONE.

Dana, meanwhile, is unaware of Makosi's dislike for her, and appears to be somewhat mentally deranged.

~Dana Varela~
I, Dana P. Worthington suffer from a mild case of multiple personality disorder. Or a pretty bad case actually. You my friend must get to know the two sides of Dana.
Hello Dana




The nice, kind, chaste sister who flirts, cybers, and converses with all the other contestants.

Dana Kitty




The pathological liar who lies about everything and anything. She hates everyone but is really fake nice to them.

Any questions?

Hello Dana quickly has a chat with Imogen, but seems intent on making the conversation as awkward as possible.

Dana: I usually say "Oh my heck."
Imogen: Oh gosh, Neleh? That's old school Survivor.
Dana: I love Neleh. She's a Hello Kitty fan too.
Imogen: Is she?
Dana: I saw a picture of her with a Hello Kitty shirt once.
Imogen: I always figured Mormons couldn't like anything that wasn't plain or boring.
Dana: Umm... I'm a Mormon. Thanks buddy.

~Dana Varela~
Nobody has talked to me yet besides Imogen and I'm just trolling her.

Imogen is going down!

~Imogen Thomas~
I made a Mormon joke before realizing Dana was a Mormon, so now I've told her she's my Mormon guide and has to teach me about Mormonism. (Maybe I'll pretend to convert to get her on my side?) She also gave me a Bible verse of the day: "Have I not commanded thee? Be strong and of good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed; for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest." - Joshua 1:9. We agreed to watch out for each other and I tried to keep it on the down low, but she seemed less concerned about keeping things a secret. She strikes me as someone who overplays their hand quickly - I don't really trust her and if I could get her out early, I probably would.

Still not satisfied with bothering Imogen, Dana pulls out a barbie she brought from home that is covered in Hello Kitty dolls.

Imogen: Woah, her eyes are creepy! And she kind of looks like Ru Paul with that hair and the dress.
Dana: ...My aunt is one of the ones who designs barbies.

As time goes on, Dana continues to bother her housemates.

Dana: Hahahahaha. Oh and by the way, if I confuse you, I have this weird habit of saying hahahahahahhaha at random unneeded times.
JJ: That's fine, I'm sure I'll get used to it.
Dana: Hahahahahaha.

But some of Dana's housemates liked her eccentric ways and found her to be charming.

~Makosi Musambasi~
I have never really spoken to Dana but I just feel like she is one of the few individuals who would understand my swagger and get the raw and real me.

I still hate her though.

The first Have/Have Not Competition is a test of first impressions. The housemates are forced to answer a series of questions about each other, and then guess the majority answers. Ultimately, Imogen, Lori, Joshuah, Jessica and Makosi get the least amount of questions correct and end up as Have Nots for the week.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
I was really disappointed that I became a have not this week. I honestly don’t care about the slop or bedroom change. I’m just worried about what disadvantage I will be at in the PoV competition… Other than that, it seems that most people decided to go with Dana for every question. Looking back on it, I wish I had done the same.

Dana was certainly leaving a strong impression on her housemates, and was on the mind of almost every person in the house.

~Dan Gheesling~
Dana is a fucking mess, Hello Kitty. Shut the fuck up, seriously that got old real fast. Not too mention all the shit she's pulled, wow. I have to stop now or I will rant about her for 3 hours.

~Dale Howard~
I hate Dana by the way, annoying beyond belief.

~Laura Crosby~
My overall impression on the housemates is that they seem like a great bunch. I like Dale the most, not only because he has a great personality, but he's also sooo hot. <3 I don't like Dana because she's so fucking annoying. If I have to see another Hello Kitty, I will shoot myself in the head. -_-

Dale and Laura were getting fairly close, making it seem possible that a showmance may blossom...

Laura: Ew, Dana. Fucking annoying and disgusting bitch.
Dale: You are my girl now, we can blow off steam together, since the rest of the group clearly wants us out.

~Dale Howard~
I like Laura that is all, and hate Dana that chick is annoying.

Meanwhile, Dana works on forming some alliances to keep her safe.

~Dana Varela~
Okay so like Imogen offered me this Danielle/Jason sort of alliance. I honestly had no idea what it was until I asked people. But like god it sounds like a lot of zippity doo da to me. So I just told her we'd be the brigade and I ran away. At least the brigade made the finals...

And Hello Dana wasn't done there.

~Dana Varela~
Oh and I kinda made an alliance with JJ. I tried to be my super likable self.

JJ: I would love for you to be my Corin.
Dana: We can just stay and snuggle in bed.

~Dana Varela~
I guess I could call that making an alliance. Hmm I don't know. I like him though. He's actually likable. I plan on doing many things with him.

It's time for the HoH Competition. Just like in BBStorm, the first competition is a mini; an entire game of Big Brother in one night! Bianca tells the housemates that while the mini could help them see how far they'll last in the game, the first one eliminated from last season's mini, Sophie, went on to win the entire game.

At the end of the first round, Monet and Josh find themselves on the elimination block. With just two housemates voting to save her, Monet is eliminated from the HoH competition, and she is far from pleased.

Monet: This better be an omen.
Dale: Congrats on staying in it, Josh.
Monet: Whatever.

With that, Monet storms off angrily. Meanwhile, as the competition continues, Dino dominates, answering the majority of the trivia questions correctly. Dale, Dan, Dana, Dino, Imogen, Jessica, JJ, Laura and Lori are the last nine remaining, at which point lovebirds Laura and Dale are eliminated back to back.

Dale: Well FYI we already have a liar since two people told me they would keep me.

~Dale Howard~
I think there was a clear alliance between JJ, Dino, Dana, Lori, and Imogen judging from how the votes and eliminations went.

Dan is the next one eliminated.

~Dan Gheesling~
I liked the HoH, lots of people created enemies for no reason. I sat back and chatted with people during the game and barley guessed on anything. I wanted no business winning that or winning a single mini hoh. As far as my elimination, meh I'm fine with it.

Soon after, Dana answers a trivia question correctly, earning her the "HoH" position in the mini. But when asked to make her nominations, she goes off on a tangent.

Dana: Okay guys. Hello Kitty quiz time. Winners gets to make the nominations for me. First question... what is my Hello Kitty shirt that I am wearing right now? Hint: lime green.
Imogen: See through!
Dino: Purple!
JJ: Pink.
Dana: OMG, it was pink! JJ, name your noms now.
JJ: Wait, you're really doing this?
Dana: Okay, how about this. JJ is safe. Last two people to answer questions correctly are nominated...

Several minutes later, Dana finally decides that Jessica and Dino are nominated due to failing her Hello Kitty Quiz. Needless to say, her housemates are frustrated with her antics.

~JJ Bird~
Oh so cringey … I genuinely thought that Dana could have been someone that I would potentially like and work with somewhere down the line but she completely ruined any chances of that. The resident Ms Crazy Kitty is obsessed with the stupid cartoon shit. Arfgh, if I have to hear ONE more time about that damn thing I will not be held accountable for my words. It's important to keep her sweet, she wiped the floor clean in both Have Not and HOH challenges but because of her flamboyant personality she will begin to grate immensely on everyone. In fact that has already started and it’s only been two days. Her cringey display at HOH with her not wanting to take responsibility really let her down and it was nauseating to watch frankly. I kept her in during all of my MINI HOH wins and she just ffffdd about with the importance of the game. Crazy Cat.

Dana continues her erratic method of decision making throughout the next three rounds, resulting Jessica's, JJ's, and Lori's eliminations. With just Dana and Imogen remaining, it's up to the eliminated housemates to determine who will be the first HoH. Dana quickly pulls people aside to campaign.

Dana: Vote for me to win please.
JJ: Of course.

But the results don't go as planned...

Bianca: By a vote of 6 to 1... The first Head of Household of BBCurve is...
Dana: Hello Kitty! <333
Bianca: Imogen!
Dana: What?

~Dino Delic~
LMFAOOOOOOO. Bitchpwnt<3

Anyway, Lori seems nice, but I definitely feel like she's close to Dana, making her a threat. ;\ Dana didn't seem bother by evicting ANYONE... other than Lori, which I lol'd at. Imogen being HoH is okay -- I guess it's better than Dana winning, but I wish I got to know her better. Atleast she said she wanted to target inactives [which was none of us there lmao]. Yikes!

Imogen: OMG!
Dana: Are you kidding me?
Dale: Congrats, Imogen!

Knowing that Lori was the only vote for her to win, Dana pulls JJ aside.

Dana: What!?
JJ: I'm sorry, Dana.
Dana: Whatever. I don't care.
JJ: You're better off without it.
Dana: But you didn't need to lie.
JJ: I was going to go with you and changed it, and then Imogen offered me safety. I didn't get to tell you in time.
Dana: I mean, I would have kept you safe too.
JJ: I know I know but she gave me her word straight away.
Dana: But like, I gave it to you before the challenge.

~Dana Varela~
I'M SO PISSED I DIDN'T WIN HOH UGH I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT SHIT. I LIKE DOMINATED I WAS ~NEVER~ NOMINATED. I PLAYED THE BEST SOCIAL GAME BY FAR.

While Dana was upset, many of the other housemates were fairly happy about Imogen's victory. Imogen had formed good bonds with the majority of her housemates.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
My first impressions of the housemates is odd. I feel like half of us are playing the game, and half are just kind of chillin’ out, waiting for everyone to be evicted…. Although it’s week one, so much can’t be said about game play. I really like Imogene. We connected right off the back and she’s nice, and the first person to even communicate with me. I think she’s logical and a great social game player. It seems to me that she won the first HOH because of her social game. She didn’t answer a single question right (I do believe), and I know before the game she told me she wasn’t even sure that she wanted to win and didn’t study at all. She obviously won because she formed relationships with a lot of people and never got voted out because of it. I really like her, but I’ve gotta watch out for that.

~Dino Delic~
I feel comfortable... enough. I'm kind of expecting Billi/Kaysar to be nominated, or something to that affect. That's probably what I would have done if I were HoH.

~Billi Bhatti~
I haven't really had too much of a chance to talk to too many people, I do however have a secret sexual relationship with Imogen, we bump nasties on a regular basis. I could go into great detail about the steamy sexual relationship between Imogen and myself, but I would hate to be censored.

The most comfortable position I feel with Imogen is when her lips are around my naughty man parts, whoever she puts up is fine and dandy with me, because I know I aint got nothin to worry about, shes ma gurrrrl.

Perhaps the most conflicted about Imogen's win, was Imogen herself.

~Imogen Thomas~
OMG, I can't believe I won HOH. That was so random. Usually, I'm a challenge whore in games, but this time I was trying to dumb it down / whore it up and I still ended up winning HOH by not getting a single question correct. Dana seems to already be campaigning against me, saying I'm too socially popular, so she'll have to be dealt with soon enough. See, Dana could be a great player if she'd just hype the fuck down and stop overplaying because she's so anxious. Some interesting stuff came out of this comp though.

After the HoH competition, the housemates relax in the living room and chat amongst each other. But once again, someone gets on Makosi's nerves.

Makosi: There was a girl on BB Africa named Lotus who SLAPPED a girl in the face and got ejected.
Laura: There's a BB Africa?
Makosi: Yeah, we're on season 6!
Laura: Isn't that like Survivor?
Makosi: That's IGNORANT. There are places in Africa which are AMAZING to live in.

~Makosi Musambasi~
Laura is ignorant. After the HoH competition I was talking to her about talking to her and BB Africa and she said isn't BB Africa like survivor?!! I was MAD because why would she say that about Africa. Africa is a civilized country and there are many big cities here. If Laura lived in Africa she would be dead. I want her gone.

Meanwhile, Lori wanted to step up her game.

~Lori Valenti~
Hello America!!!!! What a week this has been so far. We had our first HoH competition and I came sooooo close to winning......final 3! In any event Imogen won.

I was worried when Imogen won because, my goal in this game is to be very social and I've done a pretty good job at that HOWEVER I had yet to speak to Imogen, JJ, Billi, Dale, Dan and Kaysar. IF and when those people win HoH I will be a bit nervous. I feel pretty good right now and I will explain more in detail later on.

First, Lori forms a bond with Makosi.

Makosi: Do you think I'm gonna go up?
Lori: I doubt it. I hope not.
Makosi: I hate Billi. Billi is RACIST.
Lori: He is? How do you know?
Makosi: Well when I signed up for rooms I said, "I WANT THIS ROOM. Dankie!" And Dankie means "Thank You" in Afrikaans but then Billi put DANKIE as my name on the list.
Lori: What the hell?
Makosi: I think he put that because black people have different names.
Lori: OMG, that is so rude.

~Makosi Musambasi~
I have an alliance with Lori right now. I like Lori because Lori is the first person to go out of her way to say HEY I LIKE YOU WANT TO ALIGN? I trust Lori because I am a very loyal person and I am truthful. Lori may have alliances with other people but I don't care!! If she doesn't nominate me and keep me safe she can be align with whoever she likes!

Imogen won HoH and it's like whatever. Imogen will probably nominate me I DON'T CARE because I know if she nominate me for the reasons I think, then Billi will go up too and Billi is RACIST! My name is not dankie and Lori agrees with me that it was racist. Billi will be the next to go and that all works in my plan.

~Lori Valenti~
From day 1 me and Makosi talked and we became somewhat friends although I am not sure what her intentions are. She may be a lost cause since she didn't even compete in the first HoH, I don't need slackers to be aligned with me, I need people that are gonna help me get further in this game. So we'll see where that goes.

After securing her relationship with Makosi, Lori works on forming a unit with Jessica as well. But she appears to be a little bit too forward with her game talk.

Lori: I know eventually there will be two groups against each other. That's how Big Brother in real life goes. You know what I was thinking? I don't even know if I should tell you this.
Jessica: What?
Lori: I really like you. You're cool. I feel like I can trust you.
Jessica: Thanks! I like you too.
Lori: I know you're not supposed to tell people that, hehe. Because you'll probably be the one to stab me in the back.
Jessica: You're not supposed to tell people that? This would be a very unfriendly game if that was true!

~Jessica Hughbanks~
Lori, who I had originally formed a bond with, is starting to get on my nerves. Lori is just attaching herself to people. When the time is right, she’s going to use something I say to her against me. I know it.

Lori then decides to approach Jessica and Dana on the subject of making an official alliance.

Lori: Okay girls, I've talked to you two more than anyone... I think we should pair up.
Dana: I'm good with that if you guys are.
Jessica: I am.
Lori: I'm sure some sort of alliances are formed but let's have each other's back.
Dana: I have no alliances other than this one.

~Lori Valenti~
Like BBStorm, there has been a new "All Girl Alliance" not sure what we're gonna call ourselves but it consists of myself, Jessica and Dana. Again like Makosi I am not sure if I can really trust them. Dana is nice and Jessica is realllly nice, if I had to pick anyone to wholeheartedly trust in this game no doubt it would be Jessica. I feel she would be loyal to me but again in this game you never really know. Dana is nice too but her intentions are not fully clear to me. For now I have no one else to fully trust so I will have no choice but trust these two...FOR NOW.

But little did Lori know that Dana wasn't on board with the alliance at all. And the Hello Kitty fanatic had been lying about her claim that she had no other alliances.

~Dana Varela~
~~~~~~~~~~ALLIANCES~~~~~~~~~~~

Me & Imogen:
The Hello Kitty Brigade, Bffs 4ever.

Me & JJ:
The Handjob alliance aka the JJ/Corin alliance

Me, Jessica & Lori:
Some alliance I got like forced in that I couldn't care less about.

Me & Dino:
The I don't really care about but I might as well have it alliance.

Unfortunately for Hello Dana, Dino and Jessica quickly compared notes and realized what she was doing.

~Dino Delic~
Dana is one annoying BITCH. ;_; So she already is trying to align with me, we agreed to "work together," which I show to Jessica, who tells me Dana came to her and Lori, aligning with them, promising them that she has nobody else. Oh yeah? So what am I, Dana? -_- and then she goes to JJ and tells him that he is her bff! Wtf! So I showed two people that Dana wants to work with me, and they BOTH tell me she's already come onto them. How pathetic lmao. Dana is so FAKE and ANNOYING with her Hello Kitty BULLSHIT. Like, no one cares, ya bitch!

~Jessica Hughbanks~
I honestly don’t care much for Dana out of everyone. She’s annoying. And I already know that she’s forming alliances with everyone – even though she told Lori and I she had no other alliances. Which, by the way, I formed an “alliance” with Dana and Lori. It’s whatever, though. I don’t trust either of them. They both seem pretty close, and I don’t think I can really stand either of them. As soon as I get the chance, I would love to evict Dana.

Originally, it had seemed that two of Billi, Makosi and Monet would be the ones nominated for eviction. But Dana's antics put Imogen's decision in question.

~Imogen Thomas~
Oh, and for the record, if Dana goes crazy on me before noms are even published, I might switch her out. Or, better yet, I might backdoor her and hope that the rest of the house is already tired of her bullshit. In that case, though, their best move would be to let her stay and then let her win HOH, which would make me the number one target. Perhaps I'll just let Dana destruct on her own...which shouldn't be too hard.

And on the day of the nomination ceremony, Dana decided to stir the pot once again.

Dana: Imogen, did you hear that there is a "DJ" alliance?
Imogen: What?
Dana: Yeah, all the people with Ds and Js as the first letter of their name are aligned.
Imogen: Can my double Ds spare me?
Dana: But I'm not gonna turn on you. I'm gonna stick with you. That's why I'm telling you this.

~Dana Varela~
I got bored so I started a rumor about a DJ alliance.

This game is actually really really fun. Thanks for letting me play Bianca.

But Imogen was still struggling to make her decision.

~Imogen Thomas~
In all seriousness though, I'm not sure if I'm completely comfortable being HOH, but I'll have to see how this round plays out. I'm hoping that everyone will see my nominations of inactives as a sign of good faith and no one will be angry at me. I know that Dana is already going around and telling people that I'm too socially connected and that I'm a threat, but I'm happy to downplay that. Or, I could take that, run with it, and build some rapport with a few people by playing the victim and saying how I don't understand how people are already gunning for me already. I'll have to see what the post-nomination feel of the house is.

Before the nomination ceremony, Imogen decides to tell Monet that she's putting her on the block.

Imogen: I wanted to talk to you briefly. I'm going to nominate you and Makosi, because I haven't had the chance to talk to either of you.
Monet: I'm so gonna be the first one evicted now.
Imogen: I don't think so.
Monet: Well obviously I wasn't that popular in the HoH last night.
Imogen: You, Makosi and Billi were the only three I hadn't talked to.
Monet: Well, thanks I guess.

~Monet Stunson~
People seem to target me for no apparent reason. I've had very little conversations and very little interest in the other housemates. They already formed their opinions on me. It is what it is.

While Monet felt the entire house was against her, there was another housemate who was not fitting into the group. Joshuah seemed unable to hold a conversation with any of his housemates.

JJ: How are you finding the game so far?
Joshuah: I don't know. It just started.
JJ: Yeah, that's true... So what do you do?
Joshuah: I'm a nurse.
JJ: Cool. Very esteemed job!
Joshuah: Yep.
JJ: I'm a journalist.
Joshuah: Cool.

~JJ Bird~
Possibly the most awkward conversation ever!

Dino: Hey! How you doin'?
Joshuah: Good. How are you?
Dino: Excited to get this game going!
Joshuah: Me too.

~Dino Delic~
Joshy; boring. But cute.

Later that day, Joshuah comes to the Diary Room with a surprising announcement.

Joshuah: I'm quitting.

With that, Josh leaves the BBCurve house, and none of his housemates are particularly sorry to see him go.

~Dino Delic~
He was boring anyway. Such a waste of such a great character.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
I thought Joshuah was going to be the most exciting player! I was so pepped up to talk to him, and then when I did I realized that he was sooooo boring. He contributed nothing to the game, anyways, so no major loss. I just hate it when people quit like that.

~JJ Bird~
Seriously as my diary room indicated I didn’t exactly jump for joy when speaking with him. It was such a struggle, good riddance ey.

Tired of waiting for Bianca to call Imogen to the kitchen to begin the nomination ceremony, Monet speaks out, and in the process alerts Makosi to the fact that she may be in danger.

Monet: I already know that I'm on the block with Makosi, so you might as well get on with it host.
Makosi: Why would you and I be up?

~Makosi Musambasi~
For some reason Monet said that she thinks her and I will be nominated. I don't know why she would think that but if Imogen does nominate us both, it's because she is racist and has an evil power alliance with Billi. I need to stop Imogen from rearing her UGLY head.

The only reason to nominate someone in week one is because they're boring and I feel like I add shades of fun around here. Imogen, she is boring and her favorite food is chocolate. I want her gone. Imogen is sneaky. She's playing the safe game and playing the safe game just gets you to 8th place, in a game like this.

I am playing a risk game. Risk games are risky but it helps you win. No one cares about Imogen. No one.

With the nomination ceremony about to begin, the housemates give their thoughts on Imogen.

~JJ Bird~
I like Imogen because she seems pretty ‘real’. Me and her both agreed that very few of us in the game seem like we actually have a sense of normality about us. Imogen is different, she also understood the nature of the BB MINI and did not take her eventual nomination seriously. We could work together for obvious reasons.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
I do feel pretty comfortable with Imogen as HOH. I’m actually very happy, and I don’t expect to go home this week at all. She straight up told me as soon as the competition ended that I wouldn’t go on the block, without me even mentioning it. I’m hoping my bond with her will grow into a legit alliance, because I prefer her over Dana and Lori. I’m not really sure who’s going to be nominated. OBVIOUSLY, I’d like to see Dana nominated, but I understand that it would be a bad move for Imogene. I think she’ll probably nominate the most inactive players that haven’t spoken up much, like Billi and Makosi.

~Dan Gheesling~
I like Imogen, I know half the cast will say that. She's guaranteed final 4 right now easily. It might be hard but, maybe I can squeeze my way into me and her being tight and the rest of the cast just her sheep. I doubt it though.

At the ceremony, Imogen sticks to what she had told Monet.

Imogen: I've nominated Makosi and Monet for eviction. Sorry, I wish I didn't have to put up my two lovely, African goddesses, but I wanted to be fair to everyone who's been active so far. Billi, the dice let you live another day. Good luck everyone!!

And the nominees are far from happy...

~Makosi Musambasi~
Imogen is ugly. Imogen is boring. Imogen only has friends because she won HoH. Imogen is anti-social. Imogen likes LOST and that ended YEARS ago. Imogen is racist. Imogen is NOT the fan favorite. Imogen is shady. Imogen only cares about herself. Imogen can't be trusted. I want Imogen gone.

I deal with people like Imogen EVERY day and it's not sexy. Imogen probably doesn't even know what class is because she does not have any traces of it.

I came into this game wanting to play and I don't think leaving in week one would be a good strategy.

Makosi: WHY WAS I NOMINATED? Imogen, I don't understand your reasoning. Why was I nominated?
Monet: For the same reason I was. *rolls eyes*
Imogen: Like I said in my nominations, I felt that you, Billi, and Monet were the three least active people in the game so far - both in challenges and general chatting. I had nothing to go on between the three of you, so I rolled a dice to see who would get their key, and Billi's number was rolled. I wish we had gotten a chance to know each other at all before last night and I'm sorry for the way the timing worked out.
Monet: I talked to you for like an hour today, so that's obviously an excuse.

~Monet Stunson~
The nomination ceremony was shitty to be honest. That cunt had absolutely no reason to put me on the block. Fuck her!

~Makosi Musambasi~
How is it FAIR to nominate me for eviction? I've been around, I've been fun. I have shown that I CARE to be here. BILLI HASN'T. BILLI DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THIS GAME AND I ASSUME HE WAS A PLANT TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE. BILLI IS TERRIBLE. BILLI SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED OVER ME.

I HATE IMOGEN. SHE IS A BEAST HARLOT. IF THIS WAS THE BIBLICAL TIMES, SHE WOULD BE STONED TO DEATH!!

It seems that no matter what Imogen does, Makosi takes offense.

Imogen: Anyone want to have a skinny dipping party in the jacuzzi?

~Makosi Musambasi~
WHY DOES IMOGEN WANT TO HAVE A SKINNY DIPPING PARTY IN THE JACUZZI? SHE HAS NO ASS AND PANCAKE TITS.

Imogen probably wants me up on the block because of my volumptuous stature and curvacious body.

Each nominee had a select few supporters. Monet had Kaysar on her side, while Makosi was close with Dino and Lori.

~Kaysar Ridha~
Alright, so basically Imogen nominated Monet and Makosi. Never really talked to Makosi. I actually know Monet, and she is a really good girl. What I don't understand is that even though Monet talked to Imogen for a while, she still got nominated while Billi, who does absolute shit, isn't nominated. I like Imogen, and I like Monet too. But maybe Monet would be my closest ally, so hopefully, she doesn't get sent home this week.

~Dino Delic~
I do feel as though Makosi is pretty active. She just got bad luck with missing out on the HoH Competition. Of the two [Makosi & Monet], I'd definitely like to see Monet depart from us. She seemed rather annoying, and won't quite shut up about her modeling career.

It's then time to pick players for the Power of Veto Competition. The HoH, Imogen, and the nominees, Makosi and Monet, are guaranteed to compete. The other three players were picked by a random draw. Dale, Dan and Dino were selected to play.

~Dan Gheesling~
Yay I got picked for veto = 3 nice!

Love getting picked for the early challenges. It's a good opportunity to show everyone that I suck at life. This never fails, throw a few competitions in the beginning and you are guaranteed a jury spot as long as you keep a half assed social game up that is. I always play with the mindset that HOH is the worst thing that could ever happen to you.

The PoV Competition tests the housemates' ability to think quickly. They are shown fourteen distorted cast pictures of the BBCurve housemates. The person who identifies all fourteen the quickest will win the Power of Veto.

~Makosi Musambasi~
Imogen just opened up a HUGE can of terror because I am FED UP with her inoffensive, mousy attitude.

I need to win the veto so I can stay in the game. I am at a disadvantage because of being a have-not, but I'm a black woman. I'm USED to being at a disadvantage. I strive to be the best and I know I am not perfect. Striving to be a better person is what EVERYONE should do. My strategy for this veto is to get the best time and win the veto. I don't trust anyone else to save me.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
I’m 99% sure that if Monet doesn’t win the POV, she’s definitely going home this week. I know that me, Lori, Dana, and Dino have all already pledged our votes to eliminating her. Plus, I have actually spoken to Makosi (more than Monet and Billi). So, I guess I’d rather have Mokosi in the game than either of them.

But ultimately, it's Dino that claims the Power of Veto.

~Dino Delic~
Actually... I'm pissed omg. I didn't realize I did that good. <_< I don't want to be looked at as a threat, I guess I'm just incapable of throwing a challenge. D: Though I am particularly happy that I won, because that just means that I a) am safe, and b) have a say in what happens this week! :]~

With her close friend holding the veto, Makosi is hopeful that he'll use it to save her.

~Makosi Musambasi~
Dino winning the veto was the BEST case scenario if it wasn't me. Dino and I connect on a different level. Had Imogen, Dan or Dale won the veto, I definitely would know I would not be saved. Dino is the best chance for me to be saved, other than myself winning.

I think Dino will respect that I got 3rd in the veto despite being at a disadvantage. I really showed that I have my heart and soul in this game and hopefully it's that reason that he uses the veto on me.

But many of the other housemates were relying on Dino to keep the nominations the same.

~Lori Valenti~
I am very happy Dino won the POV, I was rooting for him..one because I knew he wouldn't use it and two, that guarantees another week of safety for myself.

And Jessica quickly realized that both Imogen and Dan had thrown the competition.

~Jessica Hughbanks~
Wow. So last night I was asking Dino about the POV competition. I was just wondering what they had to do. So he explained the rules to me, and I even got to try it out and he timed me. I did it in 55 seconds....

Then I got to thinking. I would have been second place. I can understand Dale getting 1 minute/1 seconds. BUT, Honestly Dan, Imogene, and Monet's times don't even look like they tried AT ALL. It's so pathetic.

And I know Imogene is smart. So, I'm sure she threw it. Dan probably did too. I just don't understand why Monet would throw the competition.

...I've been advocating for Monet to go. Maybe I should advocate for Makosi to go, because having Monet in the game would leave a target on her AND she's just a weak player in general.

Hm...?

Dino wanted to save Makosi, but also didn't want to put a target on his back.

~Dino Delic~
Honestly, I'm not even sure. I really, really, do like Makosi. But I also don't want to stir up Imogen's nominations. I kinda feel as though Makosi is safe anyway, so she shouldn't have anything to worry about, I'm just hoping that she understands my decision. Of course I'm gonna talk around to make sure she has the votes to stay, but I'm thinking she does, so I'm probably not gonna use it.

~Makosi Musambasi~
If Dino was smart, he would use the veto on me. Monet is already digging herself a hole and Billi is NEVER around. I don't fit into the equation of a housemate that should be on the block so he should save me.

I will be furious if he doesn't use it. I don't think he should respect Imogen's nominations because her nominations were disrespectful to begin with. I tried to be as convincing as possible because I try to portray myself as a fun character. I did not try to portray myself as a game player or schemer because I don't want people to view me as a snake.

I am not a snake, but I do contain a lot of venom. Imogen better watch out.

Meanwhile, in the midst of Dino's decision making, Lori continues to alienate those that she thinks of as her allies.

Lori: So I heard you're in an alliance with JJ, Imogen and Dino.
Dana: Who the hell told you that? I'm not in any alliances. I mean I talk to Imogen and Dino but I don't have an alliance with them.
Lori: Can I tell you something without you getting mad?
Dana: Yeah.
Lori: JUST KIDDING!!!

~Dana Varela~
WHAT THE FUCK I HATE HER OMG WHY THE HELL AM I ALIGNED WITH HER HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM IM SO MAD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HOW DARE SHE. I AM SO MAD I ALREADY TOLD DINO SHE WAS SPREADING THIS WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS. DINO BETTER WIN NEXT HOH AND NOM HER OR SOMETHING OMG I'M FUMING SERIOUSLY. I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYONE IN A GAME THIS EARLY THIS MUCH. BUT GOD IF I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY TRY IN THIS GAME I CANT HAVE PEOPLE LIKE HER.

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING ANNOYING 12 YEAR OLD AND EVERY TIME SHE SAYS "GIRL POWER" I GAG A LITTLE. THE ONLY GIRL I PLAN ON HAVING *ANY* POWER WITH IS IMOGEN. THE REST IS ALL JJ AND DINO FOR LIFE <33333. AND SHE WANTS ME TO WORK WITH BORING ASS JESSICA OH MY GOD LORI I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU. I HOPE TO GOD I OUTLAST YOU IN THIS SHIT.

Back on the veto front, Dino comes to a decision and tells Makosi in advance.

Dino: I wish you the best of luck this week. I'd love to save you with the veto, but I'm afraid people may think we're very close and I don't think that kind of limelight is good for neither of us. I've spoken to a few people this week, and I feel as though you should definitely be safe.

And Dino makes his decision official at the ceremony.

Dino: I've thought about my decision, and while I do feel as though one of you deserves to stay in the game more than the other, I feel as though it's not my place to change up the nominations. Imogen had reason to nominate you both, and I respect her reasoning. With that being said, I've chosen not to use the power of veto. Good luck to both of you FOXY Cleopatras!

~Makosi Musambasi~
Dino didn't use the veto on me. He told me that he didn't want us to seem too close to the other house. Well if I go this week then how the HELL will the house think that. Dino just isolated himself from me. I don't want him gone (yet) but our happily ever after fairy tale has ended. He's just another stupid boy to me now.

The season's first eviction is nearing, and the nominees take separate approaches. While Monet distances herself from the group, Makosi tries to keep her cool and hide her true emotions.

~Makosi Musambasi~
Monet is so fraudulent. I don't understand what she's doing. She's purposely digging herself a hole and attacking Imogen. Bitch, we do that in the diary room! I want to give off the impression that I have no issues with Imogen so people will vote to keep me. I still do hate Imogen though. Her poisonous existence is invading my aura and is making me ill. I feel like everytime I see Imogen, I need to put myself in a cleanse room because I feel so dirty.

Whenver Imogen is around is around I feel so dirty and unsanitary that not even multiple showers, body washes, exfoliating creams, alcohol, Johnson and Johnson oils, body washes, Clean and Clear, Clearsil, Massengil, hand sanitizer, peroxide, etc., can make me feel clean. She's just... trashy.

But Makosi annoys her housemates in other ways. She takes on an obsession with almonds and consistently reminds housemates when she's eating them in the kitchen.

Dan: How are those almonds?
Makosi: I loooooooove almonds, Dan! They're just so yummy. AND healthy.

Dan was growing sick of his outlandish housemates.

~Dan Gheesling~
I have no idea who's leaving this week, I don't feel the need to be such a pussy and be all nice asking everyone what the house wants. Fuck the house, it's week 1 who gives a shit who leaves. I prefer to get the annoying green dress lady out, but if she stays I don't know how I'm going to continue to listen to rants like:

"NOM NOM ALMONDS OMG ALMONDS I LOVE ALMONDS"

"HELLO KITTY, GOOD MORNING HELLO KITTY HEY KITTY HEY YOU KITTY HELLO!"

I vote to evict Makosi.

Almost more annoying than Dana is.

Makosi also receives a vote from Monet's ally, Kaysar.

~Kaysar Ridha~
Alright so Monet did not get saved. I wanted that to happen, but I guess not.

Seems obvious to me that my vote will be for Makosi to be evicted.

Billi also voted to evict Makosi, giving her three total votes. But Makosi still had hope that her attempts to bond with her other housemates would keep her in the game.

~Makosi Musambasi~
Eviction is today. I hope I'm not going. It just doesn't make any logical sense to get me out. Monet has shown that she has definite personality disorders and that she will literally going INSANE if she's nominated and try to kill the HoH and probably other people, etc. People KNOW that Monet is insane. People don't know that I'm also insane so they should definitely keep me in.

Bianca: Big Brother house, this is Bianca. You are live on BBCurve. Makosi, and Monet... the votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 7 to 3... the first person evicted from the Big Brother Curve house is... Monet!

Despite only being in the house for five days, Monet was determined to go out with a bang.

Monet: You stupid ass players! Hah! I'm gonna be your worst damn nightmare all fuckin season bitches. Here are my good~byes!!
Imogen- I haven't met somebody so fuckin fake in my life! You ask to make an alliance with me to take out Dino and Makosi and then you go and nominate me? Who the hell do you think you are? I better be seeing you in the pre~jury hut because you don't deserve the fucking time of day like I do ! K?
Dana- You need to quit the damn Hello Kitty thing. Nobody likes the picture of the Asian in a Hello Kitty suit hun, be an adult for a second PUH~LEASE!!! I hope you don't win
Kaysar and Makosi- Please win this thing!! I would have to die if I saw any other fake bitch win this game
Dino- You better buckle up for a bumpy ride, because I'm gonna haunt you in this game so fuckin bad. You told me that you wanted to make an alliance with me so we could backdoor Kaysar and Lori! You lying sack of monkey shit!!! Go fuck yourself hoe~bag!!
Lori- It's a good thing we never talked, I'll keep it at that!
<3 The only good player in BBCurve
Monet

And before Monet could make her way out the door, all hell broke loose.

Imogen: LOL. M*net, how could I try and plot with you when you were never around? Dino and Makosi, however, have been around and they're quite lovely people.
Monet: You're just scared of the truth! Naive whore. <3
Imogen: We're glad you're still here, Makosi.
Monet: I'm glad shes here for two reasons! I don't have to deal with all of you cunts AND because Makosi is an AMAZING person, unlike you hoe bag!!
Dino: Kaysar and Lori, I'm sorry you guys were effected by this, but I assure you that I never said anything along those lines. If I wanted to backdoor someone, I obviously would have used the veto! Monet is obviously speaking out of spite and is clearly bitter.
Monet: All of you are such haters! Go fuck yourself!
Dale: Bye, crazy bitch.
Monet: OMG you guys are so jealous of me! OMG it's so funny!
Dale: Yeah, who wouldn't be jealous of the mentally unstable. *rolls eyes*
Monet: Don't talk about your mom that way, Dale! She might actually care!

After several minutes of continuous fighting, Monet finally leaves the Big Brother Curve house, laughing on her way out. The game had just begun for the twelve remaining housemates, and only time would tell how Monet's final words may have affected their strategies.