Episode 2

[Big Brother]

Episode 2: "I was giddier than a fat girl who likes cake."

The screen is in greyscale.

Sunshine: Big Brother house, this is Alexandra and Sunshine! You are live on BBStorm. ENZO, and KRIS. The votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother Storm house, by a vote of 9-1, is... ENZO! Enzo, it's now time to say your goodbyes, we're coming to get you!

Fade to color.

~Charley Uchea~
*gasps* Who is the person that voted to keep Enzo? He didn’t campaign and I did a little campaigning to keep him here but people were shutting me down. Honestly, I don’t care but if people told me they was keeping Enzo; my black ass would have done the same. I wanted to give a bloody message to Kris that his stay isn’t that welcome. *snaps fingers in a Z-formation*

~Rachael White~
I knew Enzo was going to go, but I gave him a sympathy vote since I really didn't want Kris to stay in the game but oh well. I will miss Enzo so much. What a good soul he was.

~Jen Johnson~
Enzo definitely won't be missed by anyone in this house. I think he shouldn't even have signed up for this if he planned on not doing anything. I hate inactives and I'm glad he's gone.

The housemates head outside for the HoH competition. As outgoing HoH, Brigitte cannot compete. The rest of the housemates take their place at podiums. For every round, a question is asked. The last person to answer correctly, or the first to answer incorrectly is eliminated until only one remains. The competition comes down to Sunset Room allies Rachael & Ragan, and it's Ragan that claims the prize.

~Rachael White~
Ahahahahahaha! Ragan winning HoH is like the best case scenario. I know I'm safe, I know I am. Ragan won't nominate me, we're so tight. I know who is going to go up and, you know, they better grab a muthafucking life-vest.

~Jen Johnson~
I have mixed feelings about Ragan becoming Head of Household. We have bonded, but I'm not sure if that's enough for me to feel safe about his nominations. I guess things are really up in the air right now.

~John James Parton~
Well, Ragan winning HoH isn't the best case scenario, but it's not horrible. I trust him not to nominate me, and I feel pretty safe this week. We've talked loads and he's in my Top Five here, probably.

I definitely think I can sway Ragan's nominations. We're friends but I even have more connections than that. Even if he does ignore me, I can talk to Rachel, who is one of my close allies in the game because she says she's top mates with Ragan, so I think I'll have a good say on the nominations this week.

~Rachel Reilly~
I am SOOO excited<3 I am kind of confused too. I am glad he won because that grants me safety for the week, but on the other hand he had told me to throw the competition. He was planning on throwing it too so we didn't have to take sides in this whole Sam/Charley fight.

~Charley Uchea~
So after the whole ordeal about Kris getting one vote blew over. I was pumped about HOH. I wanted to win to get rid of Sam and pretty much see what people were thinking about. That's the main reason why I wanted HOH. So when I saw it was mental, I was giddier than a fat girl likes cake.

*screams and jump around* Ragan won HOH and he became the first man that won HOH. Obviously, I feel safe with him since I am his roomie and we are in what we called a Sunset Room Alliance which consists of, Ragan, Rachael, Sophie and I. I am so happy that I am in Week 3.

Charley and Rachael go to the Sunset Room and exchange excited hugs.

Charley: Week 3, here we come!
Rachael: You know it. I was so shocked I got 2nd...

The door opens and Sophie enters the room to join the conversation.

Charley: Hey gurl.
Sophie: What were you girls talking about?
Rachael: Nominations.
Charley: You know who I hate. Sam. He called me an ugly monkey... what a racist prick. I want him to go this week, or if not him, his girlfriend.
Rachael: Who's his girlfriend?
Charley: Nikki. You see that wretched flirting.
Sophie: Do you think Ragan will put them up? I am sick worried I could go up.
Charley: He won't put you up. Ragan loves you, plus we're Sunset roomies. I think the noms are Jen and Nikki with a Sam backdoor.
Sophie: THANK GOD. That sounds perfect. Sunset room is taking ovah!
Rachael: Other rooms better grab a lifevest!

Ragan announces it's time for everyone to see his HoH Room, so the group follows him up the spiral staircase. Amongst other things, his room includes a poster of Angelina Jolie, a package of frozen burgers, and a toy dog.

Ragan: OMG I JUST SKEETED IN MY PANTS! LOVE IT!

The group starts to clear out with just Rachael remaining in the HoH Room with Ragan. Meanwhile, Nikki, Brigitte and John James are hanging out in the Paint Splatter Room. With the other night still fresh in her mind, Brigitte feels a little bit awkward around the pair.

~Nikki Grahme~
So the other night was Jay Jay's birthdaaaay and I decided to get drunk with him because that would be so much fun! And um so everyone was sleeping and we were the only two up and we got drinking and um, I ended giving him a birthday present he won't forget about, if you know what I mean . It was reaaally fun but the next morning I regretted doing it because it might make things awkward between us and that would like totally suck 'cause I like him and mixing business with pleasure is not a good thing at all. But I did, so I will have to live with the consequences.

~John James Parton~
Although our supposed "Showmance" that we joked about earlier in the week has pretty much stopped dead in its tracks, Brigitte is my number one ally. I have talked to her everyday about strategy and not only that but she's ignored my tantrums and has still remained friends with me, which I appreciate. Although she has joked about it, I know that she would NEVER nominate me.

The other night for my birthday Nikki and I played a little shot game, and we grew pretty close. She was a close friend at the start of the game but that strengthened it. Also, I think I'm her top ally and she's definitely a contender for mine as well. As well as Brigitte, I don't see her nominating me. I've played my cards right by having these two as alliance members.

Brigitte leaves the room and goes upstairs to talk to Ragan, interrupting his conversation with Rachael. Rachael leaves the room to let them talk.

~Rachael White~
I had a conversation with Ragan last night. He says he's pretty confident who he's going to nominate. He narrowed it down to Jen, Kris and Charlie. I PUSHED for Charlie to be safe because... we kind of have a showmance going on? Like I think I could definitely use him along the road so if he's safe then I have that connection.

The main reason why I want to keep Charlie is because he isn't very social so he can't really talk to people so he's automatically out of the loop. If I keep him to my side then, like, he's like a free vote for me and I can keep him TIGHT with me. That's my plan anyways but if Charlie turns out to be a DICKHEAD you can bet I'm going to throw him to the curb. ^_^

Brigitte: Congrats!
Ragan: Thanks, sweetie.
Brigitte: Hopefully you won't be as stressed as I was.
Ragan: Shh keep this hush hush, but you're safe. I mean it's so secretive, haha.
Brigitte: Awww, thanks!
Ragan: It's gonna be Kris and someone else. So uh.. are you hiding from JJ?
Brigitte: I'm... err... not available.
Ragan: He was in a bad mood the other night.
Brigitte: He sometimes is.

~Brigitte Stavaruk~
Ragan said I'm safe. Looks like Kris and someone else will be head to the block...Sam maybe? I'm assuming. Thank god. Time to take him out before he sinks us deeper into shit. x__x

The next day, it's time for the Have/Have Not competition. Everyone is given ten candies and must distribute them between the other housemates' pinatas. At the end of the competition, the four housemates furthest away from 15 candies in their pinatas will be have nots. Sam and Charley, both being outspoken characters of the house, are heavily targeted and go way over fifteen. Natalie, a more quiet member, receives hardly any candies and therefore also becomes a Have Not. Sophie, Charlie and Nikki tie for the fourth position, and are placed on the Have Not restrictions as well.

Nikki: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO UNFAIR!!!!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?! PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO SEND ME HERE, IT'S SO UNFAIR! IT'S LIKE I TRY AND TRY BUT THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BETTER IDEAS. THIS IS HORRIBLE, I HATE THIS. I CAN FEEL THE VENOM POURING OUT OF ME AS I SPEAK!!!!!!!!! BIG BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie: Yo, this shit smells worse than Nikki's vag. Kidding girl, that thing smells mad good.

Feeling alone in the game, Natalie decides to take an opportunity to approach John James with an offer.

Natalie: Hey John, would you like to align in the game?
John James: Yeah, that sounds great!
Natalie: Do you have an allies or think we should team up with anyone? I talk to Ragan and Nikki so maybe it could be me, you, Ragan and Nikki.
John James: Yeah, that sounds really good. I've talked to them too and they seem nice.
Natalie: Nikki had said she thinks that Brigitte could join us.

~John James Parton~
So, I made an "Alliance" with Natalie. But it's just to keep things safe for my Main Alliance, if this goes through then the only one in my Main Alliance who is in this alliance with Natalie is Nikki, which is good because I need her trust more than anyone, considering Sam and Brig are my best friends in the house.

After suggesting the alliance to Nikki as well, Natalie goes up to the HoH Room to confirm the plan with Ragan.

Natalie: Hey, Nikki replied and said she would really like to team up with us. She said it could be me, you, her and Brigitte cause she talks to Brigitte too.

~Ragan Fox~
Nat was saying that she has pulled Nikki into our alliance.

I went out and told her that Rachel is in an alliance with me, but that we will keep that alliance a secret, using Rachel as a pawn. I trust Nat. More than I do Rachel, I mean remember, Rachel did vote for me in the First challenge to be voted out....

~Natalie Cunial~
So far I've talked to everyone in this house and I've already made a Final 4 alliance. In the alliance it's me, my close ally Ragan, and our other two friends Nikki and Brigitte. Ragan said that he and Rachel have a little side deal so he is going to use her in this game.

Later that day, it's time for Ragan to make his nominations. Before the ceremony, Nikki hears a wild rumor about the potential of her being a nominee and isn't too happy about it.

~Nikki Grahme~
I felt really good about Ragan being HoH until I heard he was thinking of putting me up and he is a fake ass motherfucking f*g that deserves to be killed and thrown to a hungry pack of hyenas to feed off his remains [and it would have to be hyenas because they eat anything, all the other animals would reject his carcass because of all the STD's and disgustingness that oozes off his body]

But despite paranoia, the nomination ceremony goes as planned.

Ragan: Holla, how is the house doing? This is the nomination ceremony guys, and girls (and homos). As Head of Household, it's my duty to nominate two people for eviction this week. This is going to be pretty tough because I pretty much love all of you right now. I am going to flat out say this, this is the most fun I have had in a long time and I am enjoying every minute of it! Even my have not room was pretty sexy banging...not really...but you know... Enough with the Gaydar going off like woah dang. Compose myself... I will begin by pulling the first key, and so on and so forth. The two houseguests whose keys are not pulled will be the two nominees.

After all the keys are pulled, it is revealed that Jen and Kris have been nominated for eviction.

Ragan: That's right guys, Kris and Jen you are both up for my nominations. Sorry you two, I still love you. Kris- This is nothing Personal, I just haven't gotten a chance to talk to you! I wish you were on more! Get on and play and win the POV! COME ON BUDDY! Jen- Same things goes for you doll face. You are never on, and we never get to talk about how cute we both look next to each other! Win this POV and let's stand in front of the mirror together! So there it is, and here I stand, awkward, naked, and vulnerable. Good luck to both of you in the POV

~Nikki Grahme~
I thought I could trust Ragan, but after what I found out, clearly not. I think he will do whatever his pupper-master Charley says as he is a spineless puppet from hell.

He is clearly playing it safe and didn't have the balls to put me up.

~John James Parton~
Risky or not, I trust Ragan. He seems like a great guy, and although he tried to put Sam against me in Week One. I think he's turned around, and has guaranteed my safety this week. He's friends with Rachel, who I trust a lot in this game. So, if I can't tell him something directly, I know I can tell him something through her. Overall, I think I'm in a good position with him.

~Natalie Cunial~
I'm okay with Ragan's nominations this week. Ragan nominated Jen and Kris. I have talked to Kris a little bit and haven't really spoken to Jen. I told Ragan that Jen is a threat and Kris will be easy to get out. I'm trying to put in Ragan's mind that Jen needs to go this week. Hopefully she does.

Jen on the other hand, was not happy about the nominations, and not afraid to show her discontent.

~Jen Johnson~
I think his nominations were non-sense and full of BS. Why the hell should he nominate me? I'm freaking angry and if I stay in this Big Brother house, he better be prepared, because he is going HOME. I'll make sure that everyone hates his guts from now on!

Jen: Why me Ragan?
Ragan: I haven't talked to you much... So... I don't know.
Jen: I'm up all day. It's not my fault you're asleep. And we talked a lot before it.
Ragan: Okay, well sorry, but everyone else is up when I'm up and we talk more so..

~Ragan Fox~
Anyways, Jen when she found out I put her up for noms...she wasn't a happy camper!

HA! And how about everyone telling me to put up JEN and Kris, and I did and everyone got super excited they thought I did it for them so that's a few plus points right?

~Rachel Reilly~
I had FULL control of Ragan's nominations this week. I talked to him beforehand, and I told him how we NEEDED Jen to go up in order to get Kris out of the game. My main goal this week is to ENSURE that Jen leaves, yes, I lied so that Ragan would put her up. WOOPDEDOO. I get what I want, what can I say? :,) Now that Jen made rude comments after the nomination ceremony directed towards Ragan, made my case look even BETTER to Ragan. NOW, he is all happy that I want Jen gone.

With the nominations it's place, it's time for the PoV Competition. The housemates gather in the living room to draw names. Sam, Charley and Rachel are all drawn from the bag to play. With one of his closest allies in the competition, Ragan begins to think of an alternate plan.

~Ragan Fox~
I think this is perfect, except for the whole Sam playing, this week is all about us winning the PoV so we can back door Sam and get him out of the game.

To be honest, Charley and Myself and of course the noms would be willing to use the VETO, it will be funny to see who wins. I would love to win and use the veto on Jen, (show her that I am sweet AWW...bitch haha) and replace her with Sam Peppah. I think we would have a strong enough vote to put him out of the game.

Jen was also optimistic about the veto picks.

~Jen Johnson~
Well, I think I had some luck because I have bonded with almost everyone who's gonna play for the Power of Veto. But I have to win it, because I was sure that I was safe from the block this week and, well, look where I'm sitting right now.

I really don't know who would use it. I have a great relationship with Sammy and Rachel and I formed an alliance early on, I think they might use the Power of Veto on me, but I'm no so sure because it's too early in the game to put such a big target on their backs by saving someone from the chopping block. Well, my fingers are crossed!

Rachel and John James on the other hand, were not in the same line of thinking.

~Rachel Reilly~
LOVE THE VETO PICKS<3 My plan is working perfectly. If I can win veto, than I basically decided Jen's fate in this game. SORRY BITCH, don't fucking lie to me anymore. ( This story happened at the first HOH comp.) I felt alone before HOH because I hadn't talked to anyone in the game so I knew if someone I didn't know won HOH I would be screwed. So Jen was the first person that talked to me. We promised eachother FINAL TWO!!<3 and the whole 9 yards. My dumb ass actually believed her! During the HOH competition, she BLATANTLY came after me. I was surprised. Then she tries to act buddy buddy again? NO. I gave her the cold shoulder. We haven't talked since :,) KARMA IS A BITCH, BITCH.

I don't think anyone will use it unless something crazy happens. If Ragan agrees to a back door like an idiot then it would be used. Right now, I am sealing Jen's fate.. Unless she gets veto D:.

~John James Parton~
I hate Kris. He's weird, he's difficult to talk to, and he's a slimeball. He even admitted to me that he would fuck everyone else over in a second. He told Charlie that I was "Shady", and he's not interesting to talk to at all. Overall, unless he wins Veto, Kris is going this week.

The PoV Competition is called Morph-O-Matic. A series of images are shown, each being a morph of two BBStorm housemates. The person to identify all the morphs as quickly as possible would be the winner. The competition was not even close, with Sam claiming the veto medallion.

~Ragan Fox~
Are you kidding me? Like seriously, 47 seconds, someone must have given him the answers... that's crazy insane. Screw that bitch, I hope he uses it so I could put him on the block, ha.

~Jen Johnson~
I'm really sad that I lost the Power of Veto, but I think I'm fine with Sam winning because he's a good player, he's my friend and at least he's not Kris.

But of course he won't use it. Nobody really knows who Ragan would nominate in my place or in Kris' place, so nobody is risking their allies' faith at this point in the game.

~Rachel Reilly~
I love it! I am excited that Sam won.. My alliance yet again has control of this house, and I don't have to get my hands dirty :,) The veto won't be used, Sam doesn't need to make more enemies than he already has xD

With Sam holding the veto, and multiple housemates annoyed with Jen, it seemed as if her fate was sealed.

~John James Parton~
So as it stands right now, Jen is our target but only if we can get the majority, as of right now we have: Nikki, Me, Rachel and then hopefully Brigitte, but she hasn't been on lately so I can't really tell with her until she does get on. However, I'm not fighting for any more votes and putting my neck out, so Rachel and Ragan will have to do that themselves.

Sam probably won't use Veto, but I'm not sure, he seems to have a mind of his own nowadays.

~Natalie Cunial~
I really want Jen out this week cause she is a bigger threat than Kris. But Sam is a wild card so he may use it.

At the veto ceremony, Sam decided to stick with the plan.

Sam: I fink I respect Ragan's decisions, and I also respect tha safety of tha ovvuh housemates, except like, two, but they'll go home next week, so I've decided ta not use the powah of veto.

With the nominations finalized, Jen was completely oblivious to the fact that every member of the house wanted her out.

~Rachael White~
This is an easy vote for me. Like I don't care who goes out of the two really because they're both really useless to me and my game but I got to think down the road.

Keeping Kris has no benefit to me, but at the same time it's another free-spot maybe? Like I can see him being nominated again next week too, so that's definitely a plus.

Keeping Jen has no benefit to me either. If she stays, I can see her squirming through a few more rounds. She's the type of person who will make the finals and no one will know what she did to be here.

Getting rid of Kris could be good for me because he's a man, and WOMYN4LYFE Y'ALL.

Getting rid of Jen could be good for me because she chose Sam to play in the veto so like if you're with Sam you need to go.


I VOTE TO EVICT...
I VOTE TO EVICT...
I VOTE TO EVICT...

JEN

But a curve ball was in store for the housemates. Kris gathered everyone into the living room and made a shocking announcement.

Kris: I'd like to say a sincere and personal thank you to everyone. I've decided to walk (quit) the game because it's not fair for others to leave over me. The game was great when I played and I want to thank the host for a great game. I wanted to play this game but I'm in so much stress lately (college, trying to find a job, trying to save money for an apartment, a guy I love dearly yet and he loves me back but the time isn't right, and many more - I've been an emotional wreck lately); what I'm trying to say is that this is the last thing on my mind. My head nor heart is in the game, but I wish you all luck.

With that, Kris left the BBStorm house. Big Brother soon announced that due to a nominee quitting the game, the eviction would be canceled and the round was officially over.

~Rachael White~
OH WTF THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU KRIS.