Episode 6

[Big Brother]

Episode 6: "I'm nice, but I'm not that damn nice."

At the latest eviction ceremony, another veteran was sent packing.

Porsche: Big Brother house, this is Porsche! Dino and Sarah, the votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 5 to 1, the sixth person to be evicted from the BBPearl house, and the first member of the jury is... Dino! Dino, it's time to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you!

~Sarah Hrejsa~
So I survive 5-1, with Sophie giving a pity vote to Dino, and I'm sitting here thinking, okay, I'm in a good spot, I hope.

~Michelle Maradie~
*sigh of muthafuckin' relief* Thank god that's finally over.

I really didn't hate Dino, I was honestly just totally threatened by him.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Final 8! Thank god! Dino is finally gone! That guy made me so paranoid! Thankfully people made the right move and evicted him. Dumbass Sophie voted to keep him thinking she's bold.

The housemates head to the backyard for the next HoH competition.

Porsche: This competition is called Sacrifice. April, as outgoing HoH, you are not eligible to compete. Each round, I'll ask you a question, and you will have to write down a number. The person who writes down the lowest number will be eliminated. But be careful! If you write down the highest number, you'll have to complete the punishment that you just agreed to. The last housemate standing will be the new Head of Household!

~Sarah Hrejsa~
My mindset going into HoH was simple: Please...anyone but Sophie, win!

Porsche: How many rounds, starting this round, are you willing to be a Have Not? Please write down a number between 0 and 4.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
So this HoH is not my favorite, I debated do I go hard and for sure win it, or take my chance on veto or hope someone like Michelle wins? I will take a chance because I do not like any of those punishments. If I am going to go this week at least I will be comfortable.

Porsche: Aisleyne wrote down the highest number: 4. Therefore, Aisleyne will be a Have Not for four weeks! Aaron wrote down the lowest number: 0. Aaron, you are eliminated from the competition!

Porsche: How many push-ups are you willing to do each week in order to avoid automatic nomination the following week? Please write down a number between 0 and 1000.

~Michelle Maradie~
OMFG. As. If. Like I need more of a handicap in future challenges? No. Just, no. I don't want to have penalties, let alone give up whole challenges just for one freakin' HOH challenge.

I talked to April briefly about it, and she goes all noble talking about how she would give up everything for HOH to protect her allies...

Yea. I'm nice, but I'm not that damn nice. I told her straight up, I would rather not have handicaps IN THE FUTURE because who knows when it'll bite me in the ass and get ME evicted. I count my own ass first, always. So, much as I'd like to help me allies, it's not going to be now. Besides, Brian or Sophie will probably end up winning... or Drew, because he's super crazy and would probably give up everything just for shits and giggles.

Not this girl, she's playing it smart. I'll just explain to everyone how if we gave up everything this time, no one would be eligible next time, and we'd be totally screwed after that. Or something. Eh. I just feel like being selfish I guess.

*wink*

Porsche: Michelle, you wrote down the lowest number and are eliminated. Aisleyne, Brian and Drew, you all wrote down 1000. Therefore, if you do not do 1000 push-ups each week, you will be automatically nominated for eviction the following week.

Porsche: How many weeks, starting this week, would you be willing to be renamed?

Drew, Aisleyne and Brian write down 4, Sophie writes down 3, and Sarah writes down 0.

Porsche: Sarah, you have been eliminated from the competition. Drew, Aisleyne and Brian, you will be given new names for the next four weeks. Drew Daniel has now been renamed Retarded Dumbfuck. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has now been renamed Saggy Vagina. And Brian Hart has now been renamed Atrocious Jizzface!

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
After playing under the radar the previous two rounds, I decided it was time to re-emerge this round as one of the major players in the game this round. The HoH was full of penalties, and I decided to take the harmless one strategically without taking any game penalties. Therefore I took the name Retarded Dumbfuck and was forced to do 1000 push-ups each round.

~April Lewis~
I hate this punishment with the names being changed. I feel really uncomfortable using some of the words that are required of me to say now. Most of all... retarded; as a future special education teacher/school psychologist/director of special education/principal/superintendent/state superintendent/congresswoman/senator/mother... I'm offended by this word and I really don't like using it.

Porsche: How many rounds, starting this round, are you willing to be ineligible to compete for the veto? Please write down a number between 0 and 4.

~Atrocious Jizzface~
I could do 250 push-ups a day for 4 days, and there's the 1000 I needed. I can be renamed no problem. That's so easy to do. Uhhhh, ineligible to compete in veto? FUCK THAT BULLSHIT! I need to be careful with how I answer that one.

Porsche: Atrocious Jizzface and Sophie wrote down 2. You will be ineligible to compete in the next two PoV competitions. Retarded Dumbfuck and Saggy Vagina, you each wrote down 1, and are eliminated from the competition.

There were now only two housemates left, and one question to go.

Porsche: How many rounds, starting next round, are you willing to be ineligible to compete for HoH?

Atrocious Jizzface writes down 1, while Sophie writes down 2.

Porsche: You will not be eligible to compete in the next two HoH competitions, but for the time being... Congratulations, Sophie! You are the new Head of Household!
Saggy: *giggles from the sidelines fingering my saggy vagina*

With the exception of her friend Saggy Vagina, no one had wanted to see Sophie win the HoH competition.

~Michelle Maradie~
This calls for a song:

You don't always get what you wa-aaaant.
You don't always get what you wa-aaaant.
But if you try sometiiiiiiiiiiiiimes, you might finnnnnnd
YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED!

Basically, Sophie is going to do what she wants, THIS ROUND. But bitch better watch herself because after this, she has no where to go but on the block and out the door. So she better not think I'm going to kiss her ass when she gave up veto and HOH after this round.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
Sophie sacrificed a lot to win HoH and get her safety for the round. In my opinion, it's going to result in her demise down the road because she can't compete in the upcoming HoH competitions and PoV competitions.

Aaron in particular was very upset about Sophie's win, and fully expected to be put up for eviction.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Of course the slut of the house won HoH. I am already expecting to go up, no doubt in my mind. I do not even want to talk to her. Bitch just don't pull my key and that's it. I usually get vibes from people if they are just game fun mean or mean mean. Sophie is a mean person in this house and the outside.

Aaron was right to expect nomination. Later that night, Sophie called him into her HoH room and had a very blunt approach.

Sophie: Hey. Just letting you know I'm putting you up. So no surprises for you okay? Good luck in the veto.
Aaron: Against who?
Sophie: Not sure yet. I am debating my second nominee right now.
Aaron: Does that mean I'm your target?
Sophie: I have no target to be honest.
Aaron: But you're certain about wanting me up though?
Sophie: You're strong competition wise and we haven't talked in forever. So obviously I feel threatened by you, but my second nomination is what I'm debating.
Aaron: Who's it between?
Sophie: Rather not say now. I don't want to cause any drama right now.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Does she think I am stupid? Clearly I am your target since you are so sure to put me up. Please I am not buying "I have no targets." I am really counting on this veto, I need it. This will be the most important veto that I will be playing in so far in the game. It doesn't bother me that I am going up since I already expected it. I don't appreciate her coming to me and trying to be "straight forward." I am expecting a rude message for why she puts me up. If she says "you're a threat" I will be disappointed. I am debating if I should just go ape shit and go off on her or stay reserved.

With Sophie dead set on nominating Aaron, she only had one more nominee to choose, and no one was sure of what was going on in her head. Retarded Dumbfuck, despite having been playing both sides for weeks, thought he might be in danger.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
I talked to Sophie, and she intelligently mentioned how she didn't know if I was with her anymore and suspected I wasn't since I didn't talk to her last round. I really thought I'd be nominated at this point but tried to keep my calm to her and explain how I haven't been around and only talked to Saggy and April the past round and told Saggy everything I was doing. I know that those two are close, so I hoped that this would help.

It's time for the nomination ceremony, so the housemates gather around the dining room table to hear Sophie's decision.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
The question is who will be up against me. Atrocious? He called her and Saggy out last round and can't play in the veto. Or April? She nominated Sophie and her BFF Dino. Crossing my fingers she puts Atrocious up against me, because Atrocious cannot play in this veto. April can play and if she wins, will use it on me.

~Michelle Maradie~
I think Sophie is going to nominate any combination of Aaron, April, Dumbfuck and I, or surprise us with either a Jizzface or Sarah mixed in. I won't be surprised or scared to go on the block. I've done nothing but be honest with everyone, as far as they know, so I think I would be safe no matter what.

Sophie: I've nominated Aaron & Atrocious. Aaron, you are someone that has done well previously in competitions and at this point I need to get out of my way people who pose threat to me when it comes to challenges. Atrocious, you've been vocal about coming for me. I guess if the whole house is coming for me like you said let the whole house decide your fate if you're not removed from the block. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

~Atrocious Jizzface~
I'm nominated with Aaron. My ONLY hope at coming off is for Sarah to win and veto me, IF she'd be willing to do that.

At the PoV Drawings, Sarah and Saggy are randomly chosen to compete, while Aaron draws Housemate's choice. He chooses his final two ally, April, to compete.

~Michelle Maradie~
I think I've officially been the only person to not compete in a veto competition, for like, at least two rounds now.

However, I convinced Aaron not to pick me. I got into his head that I suck at challenges, so he went and picked April.

I'm content not playing veto, I'm content with Sophie thinking I won't come after her and Aaron even said that she apparently likes me. This is all plus for me. Keeping my nose out of everything is doing me well.

I basically know just about everything, I can't say I know everything solid, because I know I don't, but I know enough that if I keep it a secret, I keep people's trust that I won't turn on them.

Hopefully I can keep it up.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Picking April did expose our alliance but we are at final 8, no more hiding. Saggy and Sarah playing was not my first choice. Saggy will of course do what Sophie her master wants. While Sarah may save Atrocious and April may go up. So my main goal was to make sure Sarah did not win this veto. Before going into this veto I would love to be able to throw it to April, just so she is safe with me. April would 100% use the veto on me.

As Atrocious and Sophie are unable to compete for PoV due to a penalty they took during the HoH competition, Aaron, April, Sarah and Saggy are the only four housemates that will compete.

Porsche: This competition is called Boxed Out. Each of you will start on a corner of the board. One at a time, you'll move to an adjacent square, marking off the previous square you stood on with an X. Once you run out of squares to move to, you are eliminated from the competition. The last housemate standing will claim the Power of Veto!

April strategically cuts Sarah off quickly, eliminating her from the competition. However, doing so puts herself in a bad position, and she is eliminated next. The competition comes down to Aaron and Saggy, and the difference is only a matter of a few squares.

Porsche: Congratulations, Aaron! You have won the Power of Veto!

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
The challenge was too perfect for me and April! We both had a good strategy going into it. Which was block Sarah! Unfortunately April did not win but I did! YAY! I am safe this week! I knew my gamble on throwing the HOH would pay off. Not only am I safe this week but I can play for HOH and Veto without being a have not or changing my name. This could have not have worked out better for me. So happy I won my first veto and hopefully I can win my second HOH.

~April Lewis~
I'm starting to believe that I'm Aaron's guardian angel in this game... haha. First off, I talk Retarded out of back-dooring Aaron and talk him into back-dooring James. And secondly, I told Aaron every single move to make in the Veto today. He was very confused about the directions I guess, and/or didn't have confidence in his abilities to win the competition so he conversed with me about every move and never opposed one of my suggestions. Aaron, you are so lucky I'm a loyal player!

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
So then Aaron won veto. I also want Aaron out, but I don't want to be the one responsible for taking him out...so him saving himself with veto and not putting me in a position where I had to choose whether or not to betray one side of my allies was good.

Now that Aaron had won the veto, Sophie would have to choose a new nominee at the PoV ceremony.

~Michelle Maradie~
To be honest, if the veto was used on Aaron, this would be the perfect time to take Sarah out. Cheers to an Aaron victory!

Aaron: I have decided to use the PoV on myself!
Sophie: Alright since Aaron has vetoed himself from the block I must name a replacement nominee. You can go around say I hate you blah blah blah which I don't. You can go around and promise everyone you will keep them safe until final 4 or final 5 even though you've yet to come close to winning a challenge. Join your best friend on the block this week Sarah. Let the whole house decide your fate against your friend. This veto ceremony is adjourned.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Of course I decided to use it but I was not sure on who would go up. I was praying to the lord that it would not be April. I do not want April to go anytime soon. Thankfully it was Sarah. Sarah in my opinion is a wild card. I know Sophie hates both Sarah and Atrocious. I have to weigh my options on who I should keep and evict.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
Sarah was the replacement nominee, so I managed to make it through the round and clinch a spot in the final 7. It's interesting to note that the old James alliance (Atrocious-James-Sarah) keep getting nominated. They're clearly not super close to anyone left in the game since both sides are using them, especially Sarah, as their backup nominees.

The nominees were now Atrocious and Sarah. Saggy and Sophie wanted one of the original nominees, Atrocious, to be the one evicted.

~Saggy Vagina~
I vote to evict Atrocious as he's outwardly against me and so me being in the minority won't change much.

As Saggy and Sophie were outsiders, however, the real power rested in the rest of the house. April wanted to see Sarah sent packing.

~April Lewis~
This week has worked out perfectly... I know it's not over yet; but it will work out perfectly if Sarah is evicted. Atrocious is expendable but I would much rather Sarah leave the game at this point than Atrocious.

I really believe that Sarah is throwing competitions, because she has done really poorly in some of the previous competitions and it's just a little unbelievable that someone would consistently do that bad in the challenges week after week after week. I'm tired of her playing every side, and want her to stand up and make a move.

April is easily able to convince her final two ally, Aaron, to go along with the plan.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
April thinks it is smart to evict Sarah and I think she's right. Atrocious is 100% going to go after Saggy and Sophie, while Sarah might just only go after Sarah and not Saggy. I cannot risk another April HoH where Saggy saves her master once again.

I vote to evict Sarah.

With Saggy evicting Atrocious, and April and Aaron evicting Sarah, the vote comes down to Michelle's and Retarded's votes.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
Now the difficult choice was who to vote for. Sophie wanted Atrocious to go, and she had Saggy voting with her. Aaron and April wanted Sarah to go. So I told both groups that I was with them and went to my closest ally, Michelle, to see what she wanted to do. She wanted to side with Aaron and April, and I understood her logic because Sarah was less trustworthy and Atrocious couldn't compete in the next veto. However I also loved the fact that I could use the excuse to Saggy and Sophie that I just voted in the majority for Sarah because there was no way that I could convince Michelle to do otherwise. Thus, blame it on Michelle when I probably wanted Sarah gone over Atrocious anyway because she's a more active strategist whereas Atrocious sort of is just here and not actively involved in much that I can see.

With Retarded and Michelle on board, the plan is set in stone...

~April Lewis~
Thank you so much Sophie for making this week perfect. Sarah needed to go home anyways and so this week was good for me. The last three weeks have been great! James, Dino, and Sarah! Woot Woot... now I just need to focus on getting Sophie out, I promised Ragan I'd get revenge and I'm going to fulfill that promise!

At the eviction ceremony, April's campaign is a success.

Porsche: Big Brother house, this is Porsche! The votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 4 to 1, the seventh person to be evicted from the BBPearl house, and the second member of the jury is... SARAH! Sarah, it's time to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you!
Atrocious: Goodbye, Sarah. I will utterly miss you. Thanks for keeping me safe, once again, guys.

It had been a relatively quiet week in the BBPearl house, and now, Sarah was gone. With just seven housemates remaining, everyone was vulnerable.