Episode 7

[Big Brother]

Episode 7: "That's how the wolves raised me in the ghetto."

The housemates were in the living room for the eviction ceremony.

Porsche: Big Brother house, this is Porsche! The votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 4 to 1, the seventh person to be evicted from the BBPearl house, and the second member of the jury is... SARAH! Sarah, it's time to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you!

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Alright so thankfully Sarah left. I think it was a smart move for me because Sarah has many strings attached with people, plus Jizz can't play in the vetoes so incase I don't win and I am against him again, I can beat him.

There were now only seven housemates remaining, and it was essentially Saggy and Sophie versus the rest of the house. Things weren't looking good for the two remaining members of the Ghetto Army. Sophie was ineligible to compete in the upcoming HoH competition, and Saggy had failed to do the 1000 push-up penalty she agreed to do in the previous HoH competition. As a result, she would be automatically nominated for eviction if she didn't win HoH.

~Saggy Vagina~
Well this week, it's just getting worse like the past two weeks have gone. I've lost two of the ghetto army in as many weeks and now it looks like I'm losing my final two this week. This fucking blows, I need to highly evaluate my end game or I'm not going to be getting any closer to the end two spots than where I am now.

The rest of the house, however, was ecstatic. They saw the opportunity to finally take Sophie out of the game.

~April Lewis~
This is a glorious week in the Big Brother house. Sophie isn't competing in the HoH or the Veto, and Saggy is auto-nominated so she can't save Sophie if she won the Veto! The stars are aligned and Sophie will go home. *Screams*

The housemates head to the backyard for the next HoH competition. The competition is a game of endurance. While most of the housemates wanted Sophie out, some of them didn't want to do the dirty work themselves.

~April Lewis~
I promised Ragan I will get revenge and send Sophie home, and I could definitely win HoH this week if I really wanted to because endurance is one challenge I know I can win if I really wanted to. However; I think it might be in my best interest to let Dumbfuck win... because I'd have to nominate someone that I'm on good terms with, and I don't want to risk making things awkward. And my promise to Ragan will still be fulfilled because I've already checked with both Atrocious and Dumbfuck and they would nominate Sophie. And then I could help Ragan seek his revenge by casting one of the votes to evict her.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
With Sophie not eligible to compete in HoH and veto, this means that she is incredibly vulnerable this week. The round prior, I had pledged loyalty to her in order to keep her from nominating me, so my goal was to hope that Aaron, April, or Michelle won HoH because I feel relatively safe and sure that Sophie will go.

Despite Retarded saying he had no intention of winning HoH, all of the housemates drop out of the competition before him, leaving him as the winner.

Porsche: Congratulations, Retarded Dumbfuck! You are the new Head of Household!

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
I won HoH, which was disappointing because I was actually planning to throw it hoping that someone else would win it and take out Sophie. Now it comes down to whether or not I should still take her out and isolate my connection with her and Saggy, or leave them there and hope she's loyal and we could dominate end-game competitions.

As Saggy is already automatically nominated for eviction, Retarded must choose two other housemates to nominate, making a total of three nominees for the week. The night before the nominations, April decides to see where Retarded's head is at.

Retarded: You're safe obviously, so don't worry about it.
April: I'm just mad at myself for not winning HoH because I don't want you to have a bigger target.
Retarded: I can deal with it, but Sophie will be livid. She almost nominated me last week, so I told her she was safe with me.
April: She said that to me too. I didn't promise her safety though. Well do what you think you have to do… even if it's protecting Sophie.
Retarded: Eh... I would NEVER nominate you or Michelle. Atrocious is getting nominated. I don't talk to him.

~April Lewis~
I was trying to be the nice girl and uphold morals and all that jazz when I was talking to Dumbfuck and I shouldn't have. I'm so upset right now, I just feel really discouraged.

I should have never told Dumbfuck: "Well do what you think you have to do... even if it's protecting Sophie"

What was I thinking, I've lost my mind... this is a game, a game to win... not to let your opponents be the nice guy, and let them keep in people that are HUGE threats and want to go after you! Oh my gosh.

At the nomination ceremony, it's time to find out if Retarded will stick to the newbie's plan to evict the last remaining veteran.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
The question became, should I nominate Sophie and maintain my connection with her and Saggy? This would pretty much force myself into a final three situation with the two of them since I'd be showing that I was with them and against everyone else.

Retarded: I have nominated Atrocious and Sophie. This is completely strategy as far as doing what I think gives me the best chance of making it to the end of the game. Good luck to both nominees!

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
When it came down to it, I felt like I was forced to side with the newbies and strengthen my connections with Aaron, April, and Michelle by putting Sophie onto the block. This would take out a huge challenge competitor and earn me favor in the eyes of the jury. The problem? It isolates Saggy from me, so after this point, I feel like we'll be going to war.

With that, Atrocious and Sophie joined Saggy on the chopping block, but they wouldn't be there for long. Sophie, knowing she could not compete in the PoV because of a penalty from the previous week's HoH competition, was enraged that she had no way of saving herself from eviction. Apparently not seeing the point in even trying, she stormed into the backyard and broke open a fire exit door, leaving the Big Brother house entirely.

Porsche: Attention housemates. Please gather in the living room.

All of the housemates with the exception of Sophie gather on the couches.

Porsche: Sophie has confirmed to Kalia and I that she is quitting the Big Brother game. Because she has chosen to quit, Sophie will not be going to the jury house; James will take her place as a juror. Retarded, because one of your nominees has left the house, your duties as HoH are now officially over. In just a few moments, we will ask everyone to go to the backyard for a new HoH competition.
Atrocious: JEEZUS CHRIST.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
I announced Sophie as a nominee and figured that she'd be going home since she couldn't compete in veto, and Saggy had a have-not disadvantage and couldn't save them both. What shocked me was that Sophie then quit and gave up a spot on the jury and a potential all-star position. I was disappointed in her because she could have found SOME way to stay. I felt a little bad for nominating her and taking away her hope, but I still felt like the way she chose to go out was disappointing. But the game moves on.

Most of the housemates were overjoyed to see their long-time nemesis finally leave the house. With Sophie gone, they had now made the final six.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
YESSSS!! Bitch just made it way too damn easy! Wait Sophie I thought you wanted all stars? Guess not! It is so funny because she kind of screwed Saggy with a jury vote incase Saggy makes it to the end. How selfish is she!

~April Lewis~
First off let me scream at the top of my lungs in excitement... Sophie is gone! She was so mean to me, and when she wasn't being mean to me she was being super fake. She's gone though!! And not on the jury... yay!

Saggy, on the other hand, was feeling alone and backed into a corner. Once again, she had chosen not to do her penalty push-ups, which mean she would be automatically nominated for eviction if she did not win HoH... and with Sophie gone, she had no allies she could depend on to save her.

~Saggy Vagina~
Ugh, this game right now for me has not been going to plan. Dino, Sarah & Tits are now all gone, my Ghetto Army is basically dead and I'm walking around this house with everyone giving me death stares every fucking second. They need to stop. Yes, Retarded is still here but I think it's clear now that he's with Aaron over me. Right now I'm just trying to cause chaos, win challenges and be the one woman ghetto army my mother and father raised me to be.

But Saggy was about to make an unlikely ally. Right before it's time to go outside to compete for HoH, Atrocious pulls Saggy into the storage room.

Atrocious: Saggy, we need to face the facts. All of our allies are gone, and we're up against an alliance of three, possibly four. Our only hope is to team up and regain control of the numbers.
Saggy: I was going to talk to you about this too.
Atrocious: I can't play in veto this week, but either of us can win this HoH. Nobody will see it coming. But if we lose this HoH, we will both be nominated. And whichever one of us survives will be targeted every week. If either of us wants a shot at the finals, we need to work together again.

~Atrocious Jizzface~
I need to work with Saggy. All of our allies are gone, and there's an alliance of four that stands in my way. *Our* way. It's like, I'm Katniss, and she's Johanna, and no matter how much I hate her, we need to stay alive in order to escape the Hunger Games. OBVIOUSLY she's not going to be thrilled, and I cannot trust her 100%, but what other options do I have?

The housemates head outside to compete, and they're in for a surprise... A LOUD CRASH IS HEARD. THE LIGHTS GO OUT. EVIL CACKLING CAN BE HEARD FROM THE DISTANCE. PURPLE HAZE APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE. A GLORIOUS ZIMBABWEAN QUEEN APPEARS.

Makosi: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE... MAKOSI DOME! I AM THE GUEST HOST FOR YOUR NEXT HOH COMPETITION! YAYAYAYAY!

Makosi from BBCurve was here to guest host the HoH competition!

Makosi: If anyone watched BBCurve, you would know that I am OBSESSED with almonds. Not only are they a healthy snack, but they are also GREAT for your complexion. Nothing like a good almond pie! In each round, you'll be shown some almonds. Your task: count the almonds as quickly as possible and write down how many you think there are. Once everyone reveals their guesses, you must choose to stay or fold. If you fold, you're safe, but you can't gain a point. Of those who stay, the person closest to the actual answer gains a point, while the person furthest from the actual answer is eliminated. The first housemate to three points, or the last housemate standing, will be the new Head of Household! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE. *I* ~BELIEVE~ IN YOU.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Sophie quitting didn't change how stressful this HoH is. Retarded cannot play, so it was me, Jizz, April, sort of Michelle vs Saggy. I wouldn't be suprised if Michelle throws another HoH challenge.

In the first round, everyone folds except for Atrocious, allowing him to gain a point. In round two, Atrocious stays again, but this time he's up against Saggy. Saggy is closest to the actual answer, allowing her to gain a point and eliminate Atrocious from the competition.

~Atrocious Jizzface~
I can't believe I made that stupid mistake in the HoH. I was counting 4 almonds per square instead of 8. I have no fucking idea why, though. I knew there was 8. Oh well...

In the next round, Saggy and Aaron choose to stay. Saggy's answer is closest, so she gains her second point while Aaron is eliminated.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Right off the bat me and Jizz are out and Saggy has a lead. The thing that I really hate about Saggy is how cocky she is. Like okay I already do not like you so do not act cocky with me. If I did not care about this game I would be going over the top and out of control on her right now but I want to be here till the end, so if I keep calm that is the answer.

In round four, April and Michelle stay while Saggy folds. April is closest to the actual answer, so she remains in the competition with Saggy while Michelle is eliminated.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
I was praying to the lord above us please April win it! I need safety and Saggy to be gone!

Going into the next round, Saggy has 2 points and April has 1. However, both ladies choose to stay, meaning that whoever is closest to the actual answer will be the winner. April guesses 61, while Saggy guesses 60.

Makosi: The correct answer is... 68! Congratulations, April! You are the new Head of Household!

~April Lewis~
During the HoH I feel like I played it really smart, and it all worked out for the best! Saggy was saying I need to fold or else when she had 2 points and it was only the two of us left. That gave me even more motivation to kick Saggy's ass in the challenge and make sure her ass goes home. I will not be bullied, and I will not be scared into bowing out of a challenge that I want to win. The final six HoH is an extremely important HoH because it guarantees you safety and still allows you to compete in the final four HoH if you make it that far.

April's win was a big relief to her two closest allies, Aaron and Retarded.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
WOOOH!! APRIL WINS HOH! So happy and thankful for April being in this game! She just saved my ass!

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
April won HoH this round over Saggy, which was really important for my game because I feared Saggy would hold it against me that I took out her closest ally Sophie.

Due to Saggy's auto-nomination, April would have to choose two different housemates to nominate.

~Saggy Vagina~
Now, why am I nominating myself each round? Simple. Because I know if I didn't and I didn't win HoH, I'd just go up anyway, so I'm making it harder for these extras and just simply forcing them to nominate people they don't want to nominate and create fractures in their alliances and gameplans which may benefit me. It's a highly risky tactic, but what is Big Brother without making bold moves?

April had a deep disdain for Saggy, and wanted to do whatever she could to send her packing.

~April Lewis~
Dear Saggy,

You've been such a bitch this entire game... no one likes you and everyone talks shit about you. I did nothing but stand up for you, try to get to know you as a person and be your friend, and watch your back. But you then...

-Lied to me, by telling me that you wouldn't use the veto if you won when I was the HoH
-Backstabbed me, by doing everything in your power to keep Sophie in the game... Someone you knew disliked me
-Bullied me, by telling me I need to fold in the HoH, or else...
-Threatened me, by telling me I won't get your jury vote unless I nominate Retarded and Aaron next to you

Unfortunately for April, Saggy was already nominated and therefore not one of her choices to put up. April called Atrocious up to her HoH room to let him know that she would be placing him on the block.

April: You know I love you right?
Atrocious: Yes, April. I know you love me.
April: It's hard, trust me it is... But I'm thinking about nominating you and Michelle next to Saggy. Saggy is my target. Tell me your thoughts.
Atrocious: I knew very well my odds of being nominated were high this week. I'm only worried about Saggy winning veto.
April: Trust me, I am worried about that too. But you have Aaron's vote if you are on the block against Michelle.
Atrocious: I do?
April: Yes, I know you have Aaron's vote.

~Atrocious Jizzface~
I am not the target, but Saggy is, and I need both of us to stay in this game. But it seems like every scenario where she's on the block, I am safe.

If she wins the veto, hopefully her and Aaron will keep me. April told me Aaron would, but for some reason, that seems unlikely. Oh well, it's all that I got.

Now that he was aligned with Saggy, Atrocious joins her in the Candy Room to let her know what April is up to.

Atrocious: If both of us need to survive this week, you NEED that veto. If anybody BUT YOU wins it, you'll probably be going home unless you've got some trick up your sleeve to get Michelle or I out. You can do this, Saggy.
Saggy: I know I need veto, April is so fucking dumb. If I end up in the jury OMG I'm going to be the best juror ever.

At the nomination ceremony, April sticks with the decision that she discussed with Atrocious.

April: I've nominated Michelle and Atrocious for eviction where they will sit next to Saggy as she's been nominated due to a penalty. Michelle and Atrocious, I sincerely adore the both of you. You've been nothing but nice to me, and have never lied to me in this game which made my decision so hard because I had no real reason to nominate the two of you. The reason you both are nominated is because Aaron and Retarded have both won HoH, and have kept me safe during their HoH duties. Again, I'm so sorry and I wish you both the best of luck during the Veto competition.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
April and I are close, and she's close with Aaron. So she put up Atrocious and Michelle. Saggy was penalty nominated, so it was clear that she'll go home if she doesn't win veto.

~Michelle Maradie~
OK. OK! I knew about this beforehand. I was hoping April would think it out more but I did say that I thought I'd stay and that I wouldn't be upset with her. I'm upset, but I understand why she did what she did. Not that it really matters, Aaron and Retarded are going to keep me even if Saggy does win the veto and Jizz will be evicted.

I'll be pissed off if Aaron and Retarded vote to evict me over Saggy or Jizz. Like, that would be uber assholish of them and really not smart since Saggy and Jizz are definitely going to have votes to win the game.

However, I'm not freaking out, I'm just going to try and win the damn veto and take myself off the block. It's time Miss Michelle got her challenge threat on.

April wasn't ready to adjourn the meeting just yet, however. She couldn't let the housemates leave the kitchen without taking the chance to trash Saggy.

April: Saggy has been intimidating me throughout the evening on multiple occasions saying that I will not win this game, and will not get her jury vote unless I make a bold move with my nominations. Well Saggy, I did make a bold move... that move was to stand up to you and not let you threaten me into deciding my nominations. Saggy also stated that she had wanted to be nominated the past two rounds, and that no HoH was going to be responsible for her getting evicted... so she enjoys her penalty nomination. That way if she is evicted she's evicted on her own accord. It's disrespectful to the game of Big Brother because you don't even care that much about trying to do everything in your power to make yourself safe... then don't even play, you're seriously like someone that constantly has sex unprotected just wanting to live life on the dangerous side for the hell of it.

Everyone sits around the table in awkward silence as April continues her rant.

April: It's disrespectful to Porsche and Kalia because you don't even care enough about their game to give it your 100% best to fight in it and stay in it. And you are disrespectful to yourself because you won't look yourself in the mirror... the real reason why you don't want to go out because of an HoH is because you're insecure. You're insecure with your position in this game, so you know there's a good chance that you might be evicted in the near future... so you want to take it into your own hands, just like your friend Sophie... you can't stand trying your hardest at something and still failing. You're pathetic Saggy, and are actually repulsive to even think about due to all the lies you've told throughout this game... both personal and strategic.
Saggy: *pours vodka over my tits*
April: Like the trashy porn-star acting person you are...
Saggy: The reason I am nominating myself each round is pure strategy and is explained all in my DR, it's not because I feel insecure in the game it's just my gameplan. I like to play a little differently, it's how the wolves raised me in the ghetto. Finally, I don't know what you signed up for but this isn't BB Pearl: The Game In Which No Lies Are Told, because boo boo, lies get spread around this game more easily than STD's do on a weekend. This is the game we're playing, deal with it hunny.
April: You're the only person left in the game that I know who has lied to me. If four other people can do it, you can also... Sounds like an interesting strategy, I can't wait to hear about it after the game because I can't understand it. As far as your comment on STD's being spread around; this just shows how immature and disgusting you are because you said that trying to be funny... even though I've seen the effects STD's can have on someone as one of my close friends got one from her boyfriend cheating on her, and it's not funny at all. You just love the drama and starting fights with people, and it's really sad.
Saggy: Didn't you tell me you want to apply to be on the Bad Girls Club? I think you need to re-think that babe.
April: I'd love to be on the Bad Girls Club, not all of them are crazy and mean... it would be a great experience to go and party in a new city for free and live in an amazing house and make new friends.
Saggy: Oh yeah I forgot that on the bad girls club they cast nice girls who won't create any drama or trouble at all...

~Michelle Maradie~
Um... yea... wtf has crawled up April's ass lately? I feel like she thinks she's being punished because she's not having the easiest week ever as HOH. Sorry baby, easy weeks have come and gone. Time to get your big girl shoes on and take it like a man.

Due to a penalty he took in a previous HoH competition, Atrocious cannot compete for the PoV. The remaining housemates, however, head to the backyard.

Kalia: This competition is called Connect Four. It'll work in two parts. In part one, we'll give you a series of categories, each of which has five things. You'll have to "connect four" by identifying the fifth item that does not belong in the group. Once everyone has done part one, you'll be ranked by how quickly you completed this part of the competition. The higher your ranking, the higher your chance of winning the PoV!

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
The part 1 of the veto was very stressful! I had no idea what I was doing and just decided to guess guess and guess!

After competing part one, the housemates are ranked as following.
1st: April - 7:29
2nd: Retarded - 7:59
3rd: Saggy - 11:52
4th: Aaron - 11:54
5th: Michelle - 13:18

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
I was so suprised that me and Saggy had a 2 second difference and that April actually came in first. If April wasn't on my side, I would most likely be worried about her but right now I love her! Part 2 of the veto is very important! Saggy cannot win this veto!

Hopefully it never comes to that and Saggy can just finally get the fuck out of this game! Bitch drives me crazy with how over the top she is.

Porsche: For part two, you'll play the classic game Connect Four. The first game will be Aaron vs Michelle. The winner of that game will face Saggy. Then, the winner of that game will face Retarded, and the winner of that game will face April to determine who wins the Power of Veto!

In the first round, Aaron and Michelle face off. After a fairly long game, it's Michelle that claims victory and moves on to round two.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Wow total fail! I can't believe I lost to Michelle! But then I wasn't so worried because she told she always plays connect 4 and that she is good at it. So I am like yes! She can take Saggy down!

Unfortunately for Aaron, it seems Michelle is not as good at connect four as she claims to be, as Saggy beats her in round two.

~Michelle Maradie~
I'm really mad at myself. I had a golden opportunity to prove myself in a challenge, and one mistake cost me. I tried to distracted Saggy when we were having our match, but she ended up distracting me with my own distraction. These Brit women are scary smart.

In the next round, Saggy defeats Retarded, making the final round of the competition April vs Saggy. Despite the enormous tension in the room, the game goes fairly quickly. In just a few moves, one of the finalists makes a mistake, allowing the other to claim victory.

Porsche: Congratulations, Saggy! You have won the Power of Veto!
April:

~Saggy Vagina~
*Comes running into the DR*

HAAAAAAAA. Who's the POV Queen? Who's won every POV they've played in?! Me! These bitches thought they'd get me out this week but I tore up that competition and won my golden ticket into the final 5! I'm only 3 competition wins away from the final 2 now and I can taste it! A-Sag is here to send these bitches packing 1 by 1 and claim her prize! Bring it on!

~Atrocious Jizzface~
OH. MY. GOD. SAGGY WON! If Aaron and SAGGY both keep me, which they have promised, SAGGY and I will BOTH stay in the Big Brother household! AHHHHH. However, if just one of them flips, I'm fucked, and NOT in a good way.

While Saggy and Atrocious were stoked that Saggy had won the veto, April's side of the house was far less pleased.

~April Lewis~
Oh my gosh, what is up with my HoH's... the two people that I outspokenly target both times I win HoH; Saggy and Sophie; both end up being safe when I'm HoH... this is annoying!

~Michelle Maradie~
Honestly, if Saggy makes it to the end, she's going to win this game. I never really thought about that before now, because I was never afraid of her making it to the end. Now I am. She's legitimately a threat to win.

Saggy wastes no time in removing herself from the block.

Saggy: Oh look I won POV again But this week it's extra special! As I nominated myself I had to fight extra hard to take myself off the block and I dominated the competition with that in mind! So this will come as no shock when I say, I use the POV on... MYSELF! SAGGY VAGINA ~ Sorry guys, I know you all wanted to get me out this week but I guess you're all gonna have to wait another week!

As Saggy was not one of April's nominations, there is no replacement nominee. Instead, Atrocious and Michelle are the final nominations for the week. There are only three housemates eligible to vote: Saggy, Retarded and Aaron.

Due to her new alliance with Atrocious, Saggy easily makes her decision to vote against Michelle.

~Saggy Vagina~
I vote to evict Michelle as I feel Atrocious has more to offer me at this stage in the game.

Likewise, Retarded also has an easy decision in front of him. His closest ally in the game is Michelle.

~Retarded Dumbfuck~
UNFORTUNATELY, Saggy won veto. This meant that she could stay another round and that Atrocious or Michelle would go home. I personally love Michelle, and she's my closest ally in this game. I'm keeping her for sure and hope that Aaron does. I know that Saggy isn't, and I'm using the "do what Saggy doesn't want you to do" justification to get Aaron to do it, too. I have a feeling he won't though, and that sucks because I'm really close to Michelle and have absolutely no relationship with Atrocious. In a fast-forward situation, I'd be in a must-win situation at final five if Michelle goes. In fact, Saggy and I are probably both in that position.

Retarded votes to evict Atrocious, tying up the vote at 1-1. This means that it's Aaron's vote that will determine who goes to the jury.

~Aaron Allard-Morgan~
Right now I am in a tough place with this vote. I want to split Retarded and Michelle up so bad, but that means I have to work with Saggy here. Retarded of course is keeping Michelle, and now I can't be blunt with Michelle and just tell her what's happening. I really have a gut feeling she is playing me and used me for her protection to get herself and Retarded to the end.

Aaron's closest ally, April, has her own ideas of where his vote should go.

~April Lewis~
So now that Saggy has won the veto, I'm taking this opportunity to break up Retarded and Michelle who I've known have been close for quite some time now. Their relationship needs to be broken up anyways, so I'm using Saggy's vote and Aaron's vote to send Michelle packing. She's so nice, but she's with Retarded... not me. This way I'm close with Atrocious, Aaron, and Retarded... If Michelle leaves I'm in a really good position in the game and I think I have a good shot at making it to the final two!

Meanwhile, Michelle begins to realize that she may not be as safe as she previously thought.

~Michelle Maradie~
... Aaron has officially gotten on my nerves. He's being a wishy-washy little fucking bitch again. About THIS vote. Really? Really.

What the hell? Like why is this even an issue? The time for voting with the majority is over, it's now time to put your god damn neck out for your allies. Retarded has no problem doing this, what is his problem? Waiting for April to make his mind up for him? Apparently Retarded saying he was keeping me wasn't enough.

I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out because I can't believe that I don't feel safe. If I get evicted, Aaron can forget about getting my vote, IF he even makes it to the end. So can April for that matter, she did put me up on the block after all, over both Aaron and Retarded.

The housemates gather in the living room for the results.

Porsche: Big Brother house, this is Porsche! Atrocious and Michelle, the votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that by a vote of 2 to 1... the eighth person to be evicted from the BBPearl house, and the fourth member of the jury is... MICHELLE! Michelle, it's time to say your goodbyes. I'm coming to get you!

And just like that, Michelle was gone. But what the housemates didn't know was that she wouldn't be leaving alone. That's right! It was time for the fast forward eviction...